Great deal my a*s

Panzer is a German word for tank. Just so you know

    The ad said it was 18000
     The sticker says it's 38
Somewhere in between the two
    There was a disconnect

It's 38 if you want extras
Like a motor wheels and tires
What the hell's a sports package
Why does that make it higher

800 extra for a fin on the trunk
What the f**k is up with that
It's a Goddamn piece of plastic
and it looks like a piece of crap

I don't like red I want it black
That costs two thousand more
Just hook a vacuum to my a*s
and suck money from every pour

What do you mean a dealers fee
What in the hell is title insurance
So now my trade in's worthless
and I'm only getting a pittance

You know what? f**k this deal
I don't want this ride anyway
It's little weird and Japanese
So I'll Just be on my way

I wouldn't drive a Mazda Miata
I wouldn't fit behind the wheel
That car's a chick ride anyway
At least that's how I feel

I'm not driving a girlie car
I own a big a*s pickup truck
It's a regular redneck caddy
I'm from the south ya hockey puck

So just say yeeha Ricochet
and hear that motor roar
I can drive through anything
In my ford panzer 4X4

Perhaps you think me egocentric
A phase that's sure to pass
I know one thing for certain though
My truck can kick your a*s

Author's Note

Disclaimer: My wife had a Mazda Miata out in California. It was a great little car and I loved driving it. The truck in the picture isn't mine. Even I think that's overkill.

Reviews

[Richard Man]

I own a Ford Fiesta 1300cc.... it gets me from A to B.... It cost me £400 6 years ago... I have spent about £200 on it over and above tyres and brakes and oil etc... I don't expect it to last the week but it does. A year ago I left it in a city (Plymouth UK) for two days with the keys in the ignition .... unlocked.... it has so much mud on it and so much paper and other bits of rubbish that no one hell bent on Grand Theft Auto would touch it with a barge pole.... if they had they could have at least been able to have driven it away without breaking the window, door, steering column or the ignition.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's to funny. Thanks for stopping by Mr Man,

[Pete Langley]

My other car is a Rolls Cernardly It rolls down the hills and can hardly get up `em. HoH! The old ones are the best! Jack Benny eat your heart out! (or was it George Burns?) You should write more of these commentaries, young fella. P.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pete

[Michael G.]

Ha! Excellent thoughts here!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mr G

[Will]

I like this one, calling out the sharks we see all the time. The combination of blatant honesty and emotion alongside sometimes crude and always witty makes me love most of your writing. Nice job

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Will

[Salar Majak]

I don't like red I want it black
That costs two thousand more
Just hook a vacuum to my a*s
and suck money from every pour
LOL
i loved this part!!!!!!!!!!
wow you are right!
yeeha LOL
love this poem!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Aurora

[Salar Majak]

:)

[M Garcia]

Great little poem. Fun.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you SM

[Corset]

"yeeha Ricochet!"

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Corset

[Tai Ryens]

So much truth to this! Haha! Especially with the colour change schematic, that would initiate a two grand increase!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank Tai

[Cara]

hehehe, amazing write.
cool one

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Cara

[Cara]

^-^

[AYVID N]

Great to have a car that we like! I liked this write, it was original and uplifting.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya