Sex Cramp

Sometimes I get a cramp in my right hamstring at the most inopportune moment.

I was having some sex
When I got a cramp
Deep in my hamstring
Great going champ

An evil sharp pain
Ripped up my thigh
grimacing agony 
I tried to be sly

I thought I covered
a difficult start
But she knew better
Girls are smart

She said not a word
Until I was pleased
Then she asked me
Why my leg seized

Another big cramp
from injuries past
Down at the gym
showing my a*s

Popping a dead lift
at four ninety five
Tore up my hamstring
At least I survived

Out for six weeks
I turned into jello
Steroids wore off
I started to mellow
 
When I came back
I worked really hard
Pounding it heavy
Like a f*****g retard

I was crazy religious
and got it all back
but it reminds me
with cramping attacks

Lay off the dead lifts
and enjoy having sex
So my leg doesn't freeze
When she's biting my pecs

Reviews

[saratogaparty]

haha

this was interesting.

I love how she waited to ask you what's up. (She knows what's up.)

[saratogaparty]

Let me rephrase...

It's awesome she let you finish. She knows what's up.

Happy Friday.

[Baby Ricochet]

Fo

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure. Thanks for stopping by Saratoga.

[Lover Of Words]

This is great

[Debbie_Philly]

LOL... this is great... those cramps are a b***h ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

Yes they are

[Ohhhwillow]

"At least 1 survived" haha damn right or you'd have quite the dry spell!

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure. Thanks for stopping by willow

[N!LoC]

do u really take steroids? if so...what are the side effects?

[Andie]

XD
So blunt, I love it.
Lmao.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Amanda

[Ashly Christen]

hahhahahaha i looooovvvveee you! this is greatly entertaining

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Monster ^.^]

I was like O.O then O.O then O.O... all the time laughing :))

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Monster

[Tai Ryens]

How goddamned hilarious!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tai. I'm glad you liked it

[Michael G.]

Great write, BR. Had me smiling through much of it. Cramps can be a real pain in the %*@#.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mr G.