Don't Open That Refrigerator!

No, it's not about Jeffery Dahmer.

      Don't open that Refrigerator!
           Pure evil lurks inside
      If you open so much a crack
      You'll need a place to hide

      It was cleaned last century
        Now it's all gone wrong
     It turned to an abomination
      That festered far to long

     That Pizza from last month
     I heard it crawling around
       Making evil satanic pizza
         cheesy gushy sounds

   A zombie chicken apocalypse
    Brews on the bottom shelf
     If it gets out in the open
     It's everyman for himself

  There's a gooey sticky liquid
       oozing around inside
  It burst from a mutant orange
     That turned to cyanide

   I don't want to think about
  what might be in that crisper
    If you stand to close to it
  You can hear an evil whisper

  Don't open that refrigerator!
  It's a highway straight to hell
   Your lungs will be putrefied
    by the horror of the smell

  Five year old fermented eggs
        Bread from 1984
   Chinese food growing vines
That wrapped around the door

Milk that turned to toxic gas
   Cheese that lost its blue
Green biscuits and butter tubs
      All chasing after you

Don't open that refrigerator!
  Not until the end of days
 A giant vortex will appear
  and suck everyone away

Author's Note

Just for yucks. Ya know what I mean?

Reviews

[Patricia B. Hepler]

Ha! Wait, how did you know what I was hiding in MY refrigerator?! Fun poem, Baby :)
~pat

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you pat

[Marie]

People who don't clean out their refrigerators must face the Apocolypse...

[quinfinn]

hahaha!!! Marie!

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure

[Epipsychologist]

I've seen this fridge before. The Horror... the horror...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Frieda P]

This is hysterical Baby, who hasn't found a zombie chicken or mutant orange that lost their way!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Frieda

[quinfinn]

"zombie chicken apocalypse" you had me hooked with that line. jeezaloo, ricochet, this is so warped and different it is pure genius! i haven't had this much fun reading poetry in a long, long time! i see this one making top writes list very quickly, it is pure fun and so different and cool. going straight to my faves. thank you for such a richly rewarding entertainment.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Quinfinn

[quinfinn]

always a pleasure, my friend