Nice guys

      So you and her are friends
      Just like down home grass
      I got news for you brother
       You ain't tappin that a*s

      Where did you get the idea
     She'd give it up to her friend
      Did your mama tell you that
    and you believed it to the end

       Chicks rarely if ever tell you
        what really turns them on
     Stop listening to your "girl friends"
      and you'll stop getting it wrong

     You nice guy lover poetic types
        that put her on a pedestal
        she doesn't belong up there
         What is wrong with you

           It's no f*****g wonder
     She's always breaking your heart
  You handed to her on a silver platter
    and Said "Here, smash this apart"

      No I don't feel sorry for you
       You want to play her fool
      For a chance to tap that a*s
      But you're her nice guy tool

       She cries about her boyfriend
      She confides her tears to you
     But do you ever stop to wonder
        Why that prick's not you

       Constant emotional turmoil
       Is what makes her feel alive
     She knows she'll never get that
     From some wimpy a*s nice guy

   You think she'll come to her senses
       and realize she's been wrong
        That's never gonna happen
        Stop listening to pop songs

    You can get relief from her
      Tell her to hit the door
 and start surfing all over backpage 
  Cause that's what hookers are for

    It's okay to have chick friends
    That's not what this is about
     But if you wanna tap that a*s
     Friends is a dead end route

Author's Note

After my divorce all bets were off

Reviews

[N!LoC]

interesting.......... :-/

[Baby Ricochet]

oh it is

[Robbie~xoxo~]

First it's the Big Bad Wolf, now it's the nice guy.... you are kicking a#@ buddy! This is a swift kick in the crotch...a wake up call!... Nicely done!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you

[Annabelle Lee]

That sounds about right. nice job.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Annebelle

[Richard Man]

This is another of you're impassioned rants. It has now truly come to pass, you keep your assault rifle in your pants and the new enemy has an awesome a*s.

[Baby Ricochet]

Chicks aren't the enemy, their quarry.

[Indie Skreet]

oops, that's where I went wrong.

[Frieda P]

This chick will tell you what really turns her on, your poetry, and gut honesty.

'and Said "Here, smash this apart"'

Priceless!

[Baby Ricochet]

Lots of people wear their heart's on their sleeve then wonder why they're always getting hurt. Thank you for the review Frieda

[Michael G.]

Good write to go along with the Bad guy poem. Interesting contrast. I can't help but think how you would have written this back when you were trying to make the marriage last. (When you were trying to be the good guy?)
There's room for both types as you say. And room for one to sometimes be one way, then another. That really confuses some.
Well done, sir.

[Baby Ricochet]

I wouldn't have written this back then. Those were different times and as far as I'm concerned I've not met a chick yet that could hold a candle to her. Thank you for the review Mr G.

[Michael G.]

I hope one day you will, my friend. You are one of the good guys. (Different in a way) from the one you written about here.
Like the comedian Gallagher says, "You got S-T-Y-L-E."

[James William Dyer]

Depends on weather one decides to date a hooker or not lol. I have put up a temporary moratorium for myself on all sex and dating. What the other side has been offering me lately is none too good, and after seeing the pattern repeat for a decade, I'm done for now, until I can find what it is that charges my heart in the wrong direction.

[Baby Ricochet]

you don't date hookers you rent them

[AYVID N]

Well Baby...it's not always about living life on the edge and after some time ppl get sick of the dizzy highs and the crashing lows! And that's why the nice guy scores...for good. Baddies are just temporary diversions. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

That's a bad thing?

[AYVID N]

Not at all. Both guys have their place under the sun!