Nice guys

      So you and her are friends
      Just like down home grass
      I got news for you brother
       You ain't tappin that a*s

      Where did you get the idea
     She'd give it up to her friend
      Did your mama tell you that
    and you believed it to the end

       Chicks rarely if ever tell you
        what really turns them on
     Stop listening to your "girl friends"
      and you'll stop getting it wrong

     You nice guy lover poetic types
        that put her on a pedestal
        she doesn't belong up there
         What is wrong with you

           It's no f*****g wonder
     She's always breaking your heart
  You handed to her on a silver platter
    and Said "Here, smash this apart"

      No I don't feel sorry for you
       You want to play her fool
      For a chance to tap that a*s
      But you're her nice guy tool

       She cries about her boyfriend
      She confides her tears to you
     But do you ever stop to wonder
        Why that prick's not you

       Constant emotional turmoil
       Is what makes her feel alive
     She knows she'll never get that
     From some wimpy a*s nice guy

   You think she'll come to her senses
       and realize she's been wrong
        That's never gonna happen
        Stop listening to pop songs

    You can get relief from her
      Tell her to hit the door
 and start surfing all over backpage 
  Cause that's what hookers are for

    It's okay to have chick friends
    That's not what this is about
     But if you wanna tap that a*s
     Friends is a dead end route

Author's Note

After my divorce all bets were off

Reviews

[chandlerl]

Oh, I loved this. I can relate, even though I really wish I couldn't. I was always, the friend. the third wheel the fifth, the shoulder to cry on, the one who was always there (never got laid,BECAUSE i was THERE), and once again, did I say FRIEND.
Like, f**k.

In short, loved it.
Rang true in my ears.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you chandlerl

[lee von cleef]

Truth is girls just need

[Baby Ricochet]

so do guys

[Tate Morgan]

OH man Ric you are getting to be an oracle of sorts Excellant I cant tell you how much i enjoy thesse things you create You are good at this People like to see how a work relates to their life and this sure does to many
Oh just a note

You nice guy lover poetic types
that put her on a pedestal
she doesn't belong up there
What is wrong with you
This quatrain is missing the rhyme of the piece but the poem is cool

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tate

[Ohhhwillow]

This is interesting, modern and profusely honest! Many of us have dated "the nice guy" and realised it's not for us.. As much as we hate to admit it, we thrive off of emotion, passion is key to a woman's heart, sometimes admiration is simply not enough! There is certainly nothing exiting in the eyes of a man who is not determined and strong enough to break out of this hold he gets himself into, however, having someone you an trust who loves you.. Is pretty rare, and shouldn't go unnoticed. Thought provoking words Baby

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you willow

[daydreamer]

I think the problem is that some guys never really realize that they're in that dreaded friend zone. But I find it to be a damn shame when a woman has a "nice guy" and goes for the bad boy. Bad boys are over rated and in the end always break your heart. In my opinion nice guys are the way to go.

[Baby Ricochet]

A guy's got a better chance of breaking out of Guantanamo bay than he does getting out of the friends zone. Thank you for the review daydreamer

[daydreamer]

Oh man that made me laugh so hard but that's the unfortunate truth. And you're welcome

[KAOlmsted]

In the end it's about companionship...I understand no other woman other than your ex-wife will suffice, but at some point you may want to sheath your sword (pun intended) ;-) and come back to the vacuous monotony that states, basically, a nice cup of tea and a bit of conversation is all you need at the end of the day.

That and a blow job xD

Well done, this...nice follow up to the other...

[Baby Ricochet]

Here's the thing with monogamy. Chicks often use sex for reward, punishment and control over the guy. She does that and I'll cheat on her in a second. Thank you for the review kimmer

[KAOlmsted]

My pleasure...now stop giving away all our secrets ;-)

[Pax]

very nicely put my friend...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Carolann Dowsett]

Bad people both men and women are overrated. This world would be a better place if there wasn't so much pain and suffering in the hearts of man. We get hurt so then we close ourselves off and become hardened and ready to hurt others, but where does that get us? Only more pain. In the end Goodness always wins over bad. Kindness, compassion, love, gentleness, faith, hope and courage is what we need to keep this world turning and to heal the hearts of the broken. I'm not sure why it always has to come down to 'tapping arse' with a guy because sex is supposed to be about love, not lust or desire or conquest. At the end of the day there is too much brokenness and not enough love in the world. which is why girls like me will probably be single and celibate forever.

[Baby Ricochet]

This piece is about guys that end up in the friend's zone with chicks they have a HUGE romantic interest in. There's nothing in it about "bad people" "Good triumphing over evil" "people hurting each other" or anything else you decided to read into it. I get the impression Ricochet represents some guy that jerked you around.

[Carolann Dowsett]

Nope you don't represent that for me Ricochet that is just what I read into this. Honestly its the ways of the world now and we both know it. I'm just over the whole thing its all just s**t.

[Marie]

Only the imature girls want the "bad boys". And some girls never grow up. Nice guys don't finish last; they finish best.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Marie

[Inda]

Great advice for those guys who, "Don't know what to do."
As always entertaining too.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you