Low carb diet break down

Chocolate muffins and cherry pies
Apple fritters of enormous size
Vanilla cupcakes oh so sweet
Cinnamon scones can't be beat
English breakfast marmalade
Donut holes freshly made
Giant piece of carrot cake
Layered icing freshly baked
Chocolate Covered fantasy
Like a flavor symphony
Snicker bar lover dream
Gooey caramel milky cream
Sticky fingers melting smores
Oh my god just give me more
Low carb diets ain't no fun
Gimme a donut before I hurt someone

Author's Note

The capchya for this poem was "macaroon " That's some spooky shit right there

Reviews

[quinfinn]

alright, that does it. now i have to go spend time in the kitchen trying to see how many of these items i have on hand. and yes, that "macaroon" s**t is rather unsettling! dare i say it? sweet write!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Carolann Dowsett]

Oh yum made me hungry if only it was cool to eat that crap. A fun write. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Carolann Dowsett]

Welcome :)

[That_Girl]

...I felt like I was reading the script for those Yoplait commercials. You know, when the lady is on her phone talking about all the sweets she's been eating while her husband searches the fridge. Yeah... thanks for making me look, Wifey. ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

I know the ones

[Sirius King]

i gotta get back on my diet... I'll wait til Monday lol

good one!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you. You can do it Mr Raymone.

[Sirius King]

lol lets hope :-)

[Inda]

Great now I'm hungry.
:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[Annabelle Lee]

moooaaaannnnn..... quit that lol im trying to lose five.

[Baby Ricochet]

You can do it Annabelle

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This is awesome. I wana kit kat now lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Kit kat. Mmmm

[RachelReaper]

now I'm hungry! LOL nice poem,

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Geon Quuin]

Highly entertaining. You somehow forgot the classics though. Like ice cream, double chocolate chip cookies, funnel cakes, giant pretzels, and my favorite, cotton candy. Good write as always.

[Baby Ricochet]

Sorry. I can't think straight on 30 grams of cards a day. Cotton candy. Mmmm.

[Frieda P]

Ha, you've made me salivate and I'm not even a big sweets eater! Funny at the captcha too, that has happened to me too.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you