Chickens

I chased the chickens up the street
With a taser and barbecue sauce
That goddamn rooster woke me up
I'll show him who's boss
I cornered them behind Popeyes
The beaks and feathers flew
Barbecue sauce was everywhere
That's when the people knew
That crazy mother f****r
We knew he'd snap one day
He could have gone down easy
and went to chik filet
The carnage was so excessive
That's how it all went down
Image what would have happened
If cattle had come to town

Author's Note

Just messin around as usual

Reviews

[Patricia B. Hepler]

So, in the morning when my roosters start screaming wake up!, I'll go out with a tazer & show 'em who's boss......
Fun poem!
~pat

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thank you pat

[Michael G.]

Eat mo' chikin!
Seriously, this has a great flow to it. Well written, BR.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mr G

[Tai Ryens]

Roflmao. I'm reduced to teenage ranting due to my excessive laughing.

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[Jordan's Back]

i love Chicken but hate catching the fuckers.

[Kaylor Mason]

I always eat fried chicken at a picnic, just to show the birds of the air what I'm capable of

[Baby Ricochet]

Awesome

[RachelReaper]

rofl

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[Carolann Dowsett]

I enjoyed this, nicely written and a lot of fun :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Aka.Hipster]

This is so funny! "With a taser and barbecue sauce " I started cracking up

Great poem!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Sirius King]

lol fun and funny as always :-)

...now i have a taste for chicken lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Steven]

"With a taser and barbecue sauce"

hahahahaha... jesus. Fun f*****g spit, homie. Perfect image. And then all of a sudden they're all cows xD. Too good

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Steven