Gay boys

I was on a picnic with Elvis Jesus in Trafalgar square
When a gay boy came along and cut my mangy hair
Dressed me in designer geans and a fancy shirt
Now all the girls I meet love me and want to flirt
I was sitting in my crib farting and scratching myself
When a gay boy came along and redesigned by stealth
Now everyone who comes around is so impressed
I pulled my s**t together and straightend out this mess
All you silly homophobes aren't thinking straight
Fashion, art and eligence, that's what gay boys make
Imagine what the world would be like without them around
We'd all be wearing dirty loin cloths from old s**t we found
Straight boys couldn't create fashion to save our health
Give me a pair of scissors and I'd probably kill myself
Give them to a gay boy and fashion just the pops out
Now your girl is beautiful that's what he's about
Sweet tight dresses sexy shoes hot lingerie
If you love that sort of thing thank the gay boy's right away
They're the ones that designed it all for you
Girls are feeling sexy straight guys stop and drool
Listen to me homophobes I'm not busting your chops
All of us owe those gay boys some serious props

Author's Note

I know. Silly right? Just wanted to make a point

Reviews

[DrD]

I had a friend who went to the psychologist and when asked what his problem was, he said, "I think I'm gay."
The doctor wanted to know why he thought that and he explained that his father was straight but suddenly turned gay. The doctor assured him that it wasn't anything genetic so not to worry. "But I have two brothers," he explained, "and both are gay." The doctor said not to worry, his brothers homosexuality had nothing to do with him. "Yes," he said, "but I have three uncles and all are gay."
"Now that is odd," said the psychologist, "isn't there anyone in your family that likes women?"
"Yes," he answered, "my sister."

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[Frieda P]

So not pc, but who gives a ff, I love it! Pete would agree. ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Carolann Dowsett]

Very cleverly written and humourous with an interesting point :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[KeeD]

Haha word. Well said bro, without them the world would be so dull. I love the humor you add in your work makes it like a poem not only made to be poetically brilliant but a poem you could share with you friends your bro's and just have a laugh. 100/100. A few spelling mistakes if you read it over, but that just adds to the theme of the straight man :P hahah

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Ayvid N]

Its not silly. Effeminate boys are are mostly very creative and talented. The world would be less colorful without them. Love them for waht they are.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure

[Annabelle Lee]

And point has been made. I'm not pro gay or anti gay. I just let people be the way they want to. They aren't bothering me So why should I bother them.
thank you for your thoughts

[Baby Ricochet]

There's a link between guy men and creativity in art and fashion. It has to do with the androgynous ascetic eye mixed up with the masculine desire for form and symmetry. That's why you see so

[Baby Ricochet]

Much artistic creativity out of gay culture. Straight guys contribution was rock and roll and rap.

[Steven]

yes totally. hybrid beings. is what it is. no value judgement.

[SpeedOfTaste]

So gays are like an alien or something? Like a half man half unicorn creature?

[Steven]

yes. precisely.

[Annabelle Lee]

HA! unicorn creature

[SamanthaMarie]

Lmao, too awesome

[That_Girl]

lol not only clothes and shoes, but hair too.... without them, we'd probably all sport straw-like bowl cuts. Shuddering at the thought. Hilarious! :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Steven]

oh man--you should write it as designer genes... oh F**K! I'm stealing that!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Madeline Armstrong]

Ha ha! Entertaining.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you