Gay boys

I was on a picnic with Elvis Jesus in Trafalgar square
When a gay boy came along and cut my mangy hair
Dressed me in designer geans and a fancy shirt
Now all the girls I meet love me and want to flirt
I was sitting in my crib farting and scratching myself
When a gay boy came along and redesigned by stealth
Now everyone who comes around is so impressed
I pulled my s**t together and straightend out this mess
All you silly homophobes aren't thinking straight
Fashion, art and eligence, that's what gay boys make
Imagine what the world would be like without them around
We'd all be wearing dirty loin cloths from old s**t we found
Straight boys couldn't create fashion to save our health
Give me a pair of scissors and I'd probably kill myself
Give them to a gay boy and fashion just the pops out
Now your girl is beautiful that's what he's about
Sweet tight dresses sexy shoes hot lingerie
If you love that sort of thing thank the gay boy's right away
They're the ones that designed it all for you
Girls are feeling sexy straight guys stop and drool
Listen to me homophobes I'm not busting your chops
All of us owe those gay boys some serious props

Author's Note

I know. Silly right? Just wanted to make a point

Reviews

[DrD]

I had a friend who went to the psychologist and when asked what his problem was, he said, "I think I'm gay."
The doctor wanted to know why he thought that and he explained that his father was straight but suddenly turned gay. The doctor assured him that it wasn't anything genetic so not to worry. "But I have two brothers," he explained, "and both are gay." The doctor said not to worry, his brothers homosexuality had nothing to do with him. "Yes," he said, "but I have three uncles and all are gay."
"Now that is odd," said the psychologist, "isn't there anyone in your family that likes women?"
"Yes," he answered, "my sister."

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[Kaylor Mason]

You've made a very good point. Most people forget that all the great men of history--Alexander, Caesar, some of our top actors and musicians, the incomparable Oscar Wilde, the entire Spartan Nation--all of these men and cultures promoted and accepted homosexuality. I never did understand homophobia myself--especially the extreme kind here in America. To me, a homosexual is not necessarily a "homosexual" . . . he's simply a normal human being, a normal man, who prefers men over women in matters of love. Why on earth do we label people? This world is never gonna be a good place to live until the name-calling and gaybashing and homophobia stops and people learn to stop hating each other.
After all, where would the world's modern piano music be without Elton John?

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure. Thanks for the review

[Larry Dyson]

very silly ..we all know bi-boys can do the same things..well some of them!hehehe

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure. Thanks for the review

[Kes]

Haha, this is so good! The reason I haven't been around here lately is because I'm writing a very very long story for someone, and the 2 main characters are a (male) gay couple or will become a gay couple. Soon anyway.

I've never understood any kind of prejudice, you know? I know that - hormonally speaking - it's not entirely 'natural' to be gay, but why should that be a problem? It's not natural to fly, but that doesn't stop us.
I can say that stuff and you know I'm really not hating, because I'm open-minded... and bisexual, soooo...

Obviously not all gay guys are designers, but I'm pretty sure that's not the message of this! The quips about straight guys and ladies' lingerie made me laugh.
I really love it; great work. :)
K x

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[quinfinn]

this one makes perfect sense and makes it fashionable to turn on one's gadar, and appreciate people, period. shades of "queer eye for the straight guy" all over this one. well penned and tons of fun, without being disrespectful. nicely executed!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[quinfinn]

welcome!

[Janice Fronek(red.panda..]

ooo i like this one

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Janice Fronek(red.panda)]

you're welcome

[Tai Ryens]

Intolerance in general irritates me. The irony; I possess absolutely no sympathy for intolerant people, whom include homophobes.

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure. Thanks Tai

[RachelReaper]

Way to give it to people real! Homophobes really annoy me, I don't know what they have against people who are gay.

[Baby Ricochet]

They're just being silly. Thank you for the review

[Michael G.]

You've taken, "Don't ask, don't tell" to a whole different level. Probably a better one. Good write, sir.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mr G

[Jo March]

Your work never ceases to make a valid point about society and be disturbingly thought-provoking. Thank you.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Jordan's Back]

you poetry never ceases to amaze me lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you