Vegas stripper haiku

The count's off a bit but f**k it, right? Right!

Eightyfive dollars

To see a chick's huge fake rack

Vegas is retarded

Reviews

[RachelReaper]

hahahahahahahahaha! yet another person sees the light that Vegas is tacky

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure.

[Marie]

It must be.Unless they twirl, sing the "Halleluia Chorus" and shoot fireworks.

[Baby Ricochet]

That would be a great act

[Epipsychologist]

Can we make this a thing?

[Marie]

I doubt it.

[DrD]

Fake tan. Fake b***s. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell us again how you want a real man.

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[Annabelle Lee]

Haha. But a few more and you can see a.tranny's giant secret XD

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! No doubt

[DrD]

Myrna always tells me, "I love you with all my b***s, I would say heart, but my b***s are bigger."

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[LA Lorena]

I'll skip the rack, keep the 85, and buy me some new shoes! the shopping is great in Vegas! the rest of Vegas is pretty lame tho

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure.

[KAOlmsted]

I don't gamble, the one addiction I never had *laugh* so Vegas to me is just a big, bright pit in the desert that offers me nothing...except an endless supply of cocktail shrimp...which is suspect at best, as there isn't a body of water for miles.

And if I want to see a fabulous rack, I'll just look in the mirror, thankyouverymuch.

Spot on funny. Love it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thanks baby.

[caesarkreshen]

lol...

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[That_Girl]

RIGHT!! Who even gives a s**t. According to Steven AKA Grand Master of all things grammatical >.> the syllable count of 5-7-5 is flexible.

Anyways, yeah... retarded for sure. Love it!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Frieda P]

Bhahaha, who gives a ff about the count, that's first rate! ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you