Low carb diet haiku

Low carb diets are effective but they mess with your head.

Half cup of oatmeal

Has thirty carbohydrates

I'm eating my cat

Reviews

[Persephone]

Hahahaha I hate dieting, I am enjoying your Haikus - simple, but powerful messages - This one made me laugh though hehe

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Tai Ryens]

I always viewed diets as dying with a cup of tea (DIE + Tea).

[Baby Ricochet]

I like it

[Marie]

I won't touch this one.

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh boo hoo

[Kaylor Mason]

Exactly. Ya know what a diet is? It's the word DIE with an extra letter

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure

[DrD]

With catsup?

[Baby Ricochet]

Load carb catsup

[chandlerl]

ahahahahaha that was funny

[Steven]

hahahahaha

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thanks bro

[Steven]

So good. Perfect modern haiku

[KAOlmsted]

RUN WICCA, RUN!!!

This was so funny I actually had to walk away from the computer for a minute. I think this is officially my favorite. Perfect syllable count, and stupid f*****g funny. Brilliant.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you. Glad you liked it.

[Seamstress]

LOL, I love it. I know it so very well!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Frieda P]

Depends on what you're feeding your cat...funny stuff! ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[That_Girl]

I've never been on a diet... but I don't think if I did, my dog would ever be appetizing. ;) lol nice one, Baby.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you