14 truths about chicks

Inspired by that girl. Thanks Baby

1. What chicks say they are attracted to and what they're actually attracted to are two different things
2. Chicks give the worst dating advice to guys
3. Being her "friend" first is a sure fire way to destroy any chance you have of getting her into bed.
4. If she says you're "friends" you're gay to her.
5. If she says "you're a nice guy" that's chick talk for you're a sexless Eunuch.
6. Chicks can lose interest in a guy in seconds.
7. If you tell her to much about yourself she will get bored with you
8. If your personality lacks an unpredictable, even slightly dangerous edge, she will get bored with you.
9. Chicks are just as sexual as guys are. It just fluctuates with their moods.
10.The guy a chick marries and the guy that she cheats with are two totally different types of guys.
11. Chicks cheat as much if not more than guys do. They're just smarter about getting away with it.
12. If you attract a chick with a certain style then change after you have her she'll think you're not genuine
13. The number one reason chicks break up with guys is the guy isn't who she thought he was.
14. The number one reason a chick will tell the guy she's breaking up with him "I'm not ready for a relationship."

Reviews

[Kaylor Mason]

Here's another: no matter how cold-hearted, dangerous, mean, vicious, and out and out brutal a man can get--a woman can beat him in every sense, hands down. Men should never compete with women, over anything--we always lose

[That_Girl]

Wow... lol jeez Kailer. I agree on that last bit though. ;)

[Kaylor Mason]

It's completely true--even in martial arts, I never saw a male fighter who couldn't get his a*s handed to him by a girl in a match. One of the worst defeats I ever took was at the merciless hands of some 14 year old cheerleader--damn she was demonic, I swear!

[That_Girl]

Haha no doubt. Men can get pissed and think with their fists. Strength isn't everything. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

I'd wager in grappling men have an advantage.

[That_Girl]

Very true. Unless we fight dirty.

[RachelReaper]

worst dating advice! This is an outrage, this is a... yeah, okay, your probably right... this made me LOL

[Baby Ricochet]

It stems from a difference in agendas and chicks wanting to be "nice girls" thank you for your review

[RachelReaper]

:)

[Marie]

I have to agree with Frieda P. Being a "friend" first is the sneakiest way to get a girl into bed.

[Baby Ricochet]

Once you've in the friends zone a guy's got a better shot at breaking out of guantanamo bay than he does getting the girl into bed.

[Marie]

Of course you'd know that better than I would.

[That_Girl]

LMAO you're welcome, love. :)

1. What?! I cannot believe this! ;)
2. I give amazing advice thank you very much! ;p
3. For the most part
4. Yes
5. Hahah great personality! ;)
6. Sometimes it doesn't even take that long.
7. We certainly like alllll the attention (and a little mystery)
8. In a heartbeat and without a doubt
9. Best when pissed
10. Naturally
11. Soooo not our fault lol
12. Dumbasses ;)
13. Pretty much
14. Trying to save your dignity! lol

This is a great list but I KNOW guys will comment with additions. Be ready, Baby!

[Baby Ricochet]

#2 stems from a difference in agendas.

[That_Girl]

I'm all for sex right away.... ;)

[Victoria Elizabeth]

haha love this, Keep writing Baby!!!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for the review.

[Frieda P]

We're just going to have to change our strategy I see. Haha, I hope you didn't mean #3, that's so not true, the rest is Bible. ;-) Well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

The friends zone is guantanamo bay. Thank you for the review.