Ricochet's Christmas Carol

Tis the season to be aggravated

      Christmas time has come again
         No wonder I'm so annoyed
   With sleigh bells in the goddamn air
       You'd think I'd be overjoyed

     Carols are blaring everywhere
       So go deck your holly halls
   Decor and lights all over the place
       So go hang your little balls

        TV says it's time to give
        So buy buy buy buy buy
      It's the patriotic thing to do
      With the fiscal cliff near by

      My family's pushing for a visit
       With that old Familiar line
  "It could be Grandpa's last Christmas"
    He could croak and I'd feel fine

For Christs sakes how old is he anyway
     about a hundred and eighty five
     It's unnatural to vote for Lincoln
           And yet still be alive

    I don't like cold I don't like carols
          I'm a regular old scrooge
    Every party someone drags me to
    I head straight towards the booze

      I play grab a*s with all the girls
       I know that's just plain wrong
       I just want my friends to say
    That's the last time you tag along

     Drag me to a Christmas Parade
      You know that's just absurd
  Santa waved at me from his Float
    So I flipped ol Chris the bird

   Jesus Ricochet what's the deal
    It's the spirit don't you know
   Okay baby come take a look at
 what's hanging under my mistletoe

Reviews

[Seamstress]

I'll admit I do love Christmas and especially the real reason behind it but I must admit I LOVE how you've made fun of and showed a hate towards all of the man created habits of this holiday.
I do believe these are my favorite lines,
" how old is he anyway
about a hundred and eighty five
It's unnatural to vote for Lincoln
And yet still be alive "

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you for reviewing Ricochet's Christmas carol Semstress

[Destinyxi]

ahahahaaha this was damn funny! xD I love christmas, but damn this makes hating it sound so awesome.

Great write Baby!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for the review Destinyxi

[RachelReaper]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD

[Baby Ricochet]

:)

[twinklestar]

:D haha too true baby :).

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Ricochet's Christmas Carol Twinklestar

[Tai Ryens]

I can just imagine you sacking the ghosts of xmas spirit or whatever. Way to go. You never fail to entertain, especially with the grandpa bit. Forgive me, but I could never stop snickering after my eyes had lay upon them.

[Baby Ricochet]

TAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're back!!!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THanks for the review

[Tai Ryens]

For the meantime, hehe.

[Wakeofahero]

Lol your writes are the best I swear. The mistletoe line had me on the floor way to go man!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Carol Wakeofahero

[Pax]

aha... your writes never fail to entertain my friend...
great write...

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you for reviewing Carol Mr Pax

[KAOlmsted]

Nice to see at least one member of your family is a Republican ;-)

We were outside Win Dixie the other day and some lady was ringing that b*****d bell and shouting "Merrrrrrrrry Christmas!" I nearly ended up in jail that day...

Seriously funny s**t, Baby...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Ricochet's Christmas Carol Kimmer

[Patricia B. Hepler]

Ebenezer, great show of Christmas spirit ;) lol.
Baby R., this will soon be a Christmas "classic "! Your sense of humor is wicked ;-)
*pat

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Ricochet's Christmas Carol Pat

[That_Girl]

Now I don't feel nearly as bad for hating Christmas lol

This was hilarious! The last stanza actually made me laugh... out loud. Heh.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Ricochet's Christmas Carol Girl