Ricochet's Christmas Carol

Tis the season to be aggravated

      Christmas time has come again
         No wonder I'm so annoyed
   With sleigh bells in the goddamn air
       You'd think I'd be overjoyed

     Carols are blaring everywhere
       So go deck your holly halls
   Decor and lights all over the place
       So go hang your little balls

        TV says it's time to give
        So buy buy buy buy buy
      It's the patriotic thing to do
      With the fiscal cliff near by

      My family's pushing for a visit
       With that old Familiar line
  "It could be Grandpa's last Christmas"
    He could croak and I'd feel fine

For Christs sakes how old is he anyway
     about a hundred and eighty five
     It's unnatural to vote for Lincoln
           And yet still be alive

    I don't like cold I don't like carols
          I'm a regular old scrooge
    Every party someone drags me to
    I head straight towards the booze

      I play grab a*s with all the girls
       I know that's just plain wrong
       I just want my friends to say
    That's the last time you tag along

     Drag me to a Christmas Parade
      You know that's just absurd
  Santa waved at me from his Float
    So I flipped ol Chris the bird

   Jesus Ricochet what's the deal
    It's the spirit don't you know
   Okay baby come take a look at
 what's hanging under my mistletoe

Reviews

[Persephone]

Love it! I felt like a scrooge these holidays as well - you are quite talented, thanks for sharing!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Sethnicity]

From a heart two sizes too small came a Poem Three Cold Capped Mountains Tall!
Thank You for this... My Kinda Christmas Hooray!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Kaylor Mason]

Ha! I guess the parties would be OK, just so long as you don't play grab-a*s at the family reunions

[Heather Maria]

I know it's been a while since I've reviewed anything, but this made me laugh. It's a nice twist the warm and fuzzy Christmas poems. Original and unique...like all of your poems.

[Natasha]

haha this was a clever and nicely written poem- made me smile!--i specially like the added touch at the ending

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing ricochet's Christmas Carol Natasha.

[Natasha]

no problem!

[Jordan's Back]

LOL!!!! Thank God Im Jewish lol :P Nice write

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for the review

[Jordan's Back]

No prob. :) Here is one of my poems From last year you might Fancy :P

http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/JordanMidnight/939058/

From one Jew to a Scrooge :P

[Baby Ricochet]

Rr it to me please. There's a problem on my end with on screen Web addresses.

[Jordan's Back]

Okay :)

[CHRIS ANDES]

its good to hear the thoughts of Mr. Grinch and i wanna know him more
=]

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for the review

[A. V. Madison]

Whoa there, Baby! Haha I loved this so much! One of your best, Richochet.

-maddie

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for the review

[LA Lorena]

ROFLMAO! I think you'd be a scream at the office Christmas party!

[Baby Ricochet]

At the least get screamed at. Thank you for the review.

[Mia]

LOL! This was great fun to read...
"Santa waved at me from his Float
So I flipped ol Chris the bird"
...you're too funny Baby

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for the review Mia