OWC

Pronounced O-W-C. Who among us hasn't had a hair pulling tantrum over writerscafe's numerous temper tantrums

     It happened to me late one night
     Had a poem I was going to write
  In front of my computer try as I might
     I couldn't pull up this f*****g site

                 OWC OWC
     Why are you tormenting me

    It happens all the Goddamn time
 You think everything will be just fine
Then spitter and sputter and crash off line
     Then all we do is bitch and whine

                 OWC OWC
    How hard does this have to be

    I just have a poem I want to publish
   So I can read reviews written to relish
 By writers who now how to ego embellish
  but you have to make it so f*****g hellish

                OWC OWC
 What the f**k is wrong with thee

      Maybe it's all that artistic emotion
    That sets your dysfunction in motion
    and causes all your crazy commotion
      Maybe you need a cyber potion

              OWC OWC
you're going to be the death of me

  You drive me crazy on my phone
   I scream at you when I'm alone
  You frustrate me right to the bone
   With you I'm in the twilight zone

                  OWC OWC
You're going to double my therapist's fee

    The way you always misbehave
      It's artistic souls that you crave
     You're evil wicked and depraved
   You want to make us all your slaves

                 OWC OWC
Be the master you were meant to be

I'm forever doomed to do your bidding
   I'll never be free who am I kidding
      It's of you I should be ridding
But in front of my computer I'll be sitting

                    OWC

Reviews

[Elizabeth]

Cute :) The admins abandoned this site years ago, so don't hold your breath. Every once in awhile they pop in and change things (aka the tag line used to begin with I'm...which was annoying as all hell. It took YEARS for them to change it.) Frankly, I'm shocked that the site is even still functioning.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you for reviewing OWC Elizabeth

[Frieda P]

Great imagery, almost has a Shakespearean flavor to it. ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you

[Jo March]

I feel your pain, man. This is so clever and witty. Love it

[Corset]

rotflmao..oh my sides hurt, and it is sooo f-ing true! it's like pulling teeth just to get to read one poem anymore, I wonder if my review will get dragged into oblivion when the page renews, just in case..copy and paste, then three will fly at you instead! right on! loved it

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. THank you for reviewing OWC Corset

[amz]

It's only been two days since I joined this site, and already I've come across site errors about a thousand times. So naturally, finding this on the home page when I first logged in, I thought it was hilarious.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC amz and welcome to the WC.

[Sirius King]

lol...my sentiments exactly man lol smh

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC Serenus

[Owlgirl]

OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS IS SO TRUE!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC Owlgirl

[DrD]

A truly delightful read dripping with truth. Please don't respond to my review because my button to answer isn't working . . . no kidding.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC DrD

[Aysia]

Haha, I feel the exact same way about this site, especially when it decides to be extra grandma slow. Nice one!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing OWC Aysia

[Kenneth The Poet]

Brilliant write. You should put this to music. I wrote my own "tribute" to it, but this ranks as better than mine.

Thanks for the refreshing perspective.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you for reviewing OWC Kenneth