Troll

We know who you are

    Surfing around in cyber space

This link that link all over the place

It doesn't matter which way you roll

You'll find a creature called a troll

 

With aggravation his only goal

Here comes a nasty little troll

 He gets WIFI under his bridge

So he can post his anal seepage

 

Posting his usual predictable crap

 Think's he's clever, imagine that

  Putting on his childish charade

Like it's your fault he can't get laid

 

Living in momma's basement flat

Does she know you're saying that

Online fights he's always searchin

cause he's pissed he's still a virgin

 

   Maybe he just got out on parole

  maybe his anus got stuck on a pole

Maybe he got slime all over his screen

  Maybe he drank to much caffeine

 

Or maybe he's an obnoxious prick

   who's to fat to find his dick

  Starting s**t on all the boards

He should get the a*****e award

 

Little troll says he has a mind

Maybe he should grow a spine

Calling people f*****s and w****s

Really dude? you're such a bore.

 

You'd never talk s**t to some one's face

   You're spine has KY in it's place

You're a pathetic little whiney b***h

and you make my scrotum itch

 

You're nothing but a sniveling coward

You cyber bully to feel empowered

You're a useless waist of online time

 Go away little troll and we'll be fine

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

You know, the reason your work is so popular, Baby, is because you convey your message in a way that thoroughly entertains. This is a prime example of that. The warning is clear, underneath the humor, and, sure, we all got a good giggle, but we also got the point.

Excellent write.

-kimmer

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Kimmer. Much of what I write is meant to entertain. The heavier pieces like "Burns" or "A Day That Went Badly Wrong" are meant to send a message. We've got a Troll pandemic on WC right now so the poem "Troll" does both. THank you for reviewing it.

[Ars Goetia Poetry]

I couldn't put it any better than what Kimmer already has. Great piece BR :)

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

LOVE this. What a fun way to flip someone off. Damn dicks should have their hands glued to the freakin' keyboard. Then they would have to type with two hands like the rest of us. (Did I say that???!!!)

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! You did. Thank you so much for reading Troll Shelley

[That_Guy]

" He gets WIFI under his bridge
So he can post his anal seepage"

"Putting on his childish charade
Like it's your fault he can't get laid"

"You'd never talk s**t to some one's face
You're spine has KY in it's place"

T-Shirt worthy haha

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Thak you for reading Troll That_Guy

[That_Guy]

Anytime man

[Steven]

"He gets WIFI under his bridge
So he can post his anal seepage"

"Putting on his childish charade
Like it's your fault he can't get laid"

hahaha... Some truly funny lines in here. Kudos.

[Baby Ricochet]

There's a trolldemic on right now. Get Vaccinated ASAP!!!

[Kaylor Mason]

Definitely worth reading . . . interesting subject . . . I bet there's a lot more of these guys out there than most people can imagine

[Baby Ricochet]

There's been a troll outbreak! It must be their mating season.