Troll

We know who you are

    Surfing around in cyber space

This link that link all over the place

It doesn't matter which way you roll

You'll find a creature called a troll

 

With aggravation his only goal

Here comes a nasty little troll

 He gets WIFI under his bridge

So he can post his anal seepage

 

Posting his usual predictable crap

 Think's he's clever, imagine that

  Putting on his childish charade

Like it's your fault he can't get laid

 

Living in momma's basement flat

Does she know you're saying that

Online fights he's always searchin

cause he's pissed he's still a virgin

 

   Maybe he just got out on parole

  maybe his anus got stuck on a pole

Maybe he got slime all over his screen

  Maybe he drank to much caffeine

 

Or maybe he's an obnoxious prick

   who's to fat to find his dick

  Starting s**t on all the boards

He should get the a*****e award

 

Little troll says he has a mind

Maybe he should grow a spine

Calling people f*****s and w****s

Really dude? you're such a bore.

 

You'd never talk s**t to some one's face

   You're spine has KY in it's place

You're a pathetic little whiney b***h

and you make my scrotum itch

 

You're nothing but a sniveling coward

You cyber bully to feel empowered

You're a useless waist of online time

 Go away little troll and we'll be fine

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

You know, the reason your work is so popular, Baby, is because you convey your message in a way that thoroughly entertains. This is a prime example of that. The warning is clear, underneath the humor, and, sure, we all got a good giggle, but we also got the point.

Excellent write.

-kimmer

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Kimmer. Much of what I write is meant to entertain. The heavier pieces like "Burns" or "A Day That Went Badly Wrong" are meant to send a message. We've got a Troll pandemic on WC right now so the poem "Troll" does both. THank you for reviewing it.

[Ars Goetia Poetry]

I couldn't put it any better than what Kimmer already has. Great piece BR :)

[Michael G.]

Points well made, as we have come to expect from your writing, BR. Well done, funny, and real, sir.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Troll Michael

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HAHA great job

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for reviewing troll

[Tate Morgan]

It is a sad thing to note .And yet the use of avatars is what promotes it .The troubles they cause seem always centered around a nameless, faceless, person. If everyone used their own pictures and name this would stop!

[KAOlmsted]

here here! :-D (oops...responded before Baby --err, Ric-- on this one) Hi Tate.

[Tate Morgan]

Hi dear

[James William Dyer]

"anal seepage" waaaahhhhaaahahahaha. Fell outta my highchair laughing at that. I thought it would be cool to keep adressing the troll, for rhythms sake, beginning with the line "Little troll says he has a mind", I'd continue with a few more lines starting with Little Troll, Little troll says he has a mind, little troll (insert whatevr), little troll (insert whatever), little troll (insert), then continue. LOL, that's a lot of "inserts", almost sounds sexual

[Baby Ricochet]

That's a great idea man! Thank you for reviewing Troll James

[Tai Ryens]

In truth; I shall admit that I am a troll as well, and the ones now are far more feeble than those that, say, actually know what they speak of and would do it in front of a crowd. Facebook trolls are one thing, where they call everyone bloody b******s and then whine when they get picked on in real life; but, say, pushing somebodies buttons (such as through religion or something) is different if they would do it in real life as well. Then again, it could just basically be another intelligent person and not viewed as a troll, even if his or her intentions were to anger a crowd. Just to clarify: I love this poem, and it covers up everything about a facebook troll with no guts to confront those he angers in reality.

[Baby Ricochet]

This poem was inspired by a few recent flame wars with trolls on WC. One inparticular, Troll Hilsher who seemed to think hurling predictable insults made him scholarly. I took a quick glance at his page only to find he had no writing posted. He joined WC just to annoy people. Troll. Thank you for reviewing Troll Tai.

[RachelReaper]

man, tell them how you really feel LOL "he's just pissed because he's still a virgin" HAHAHA!!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Troll Rachel

[RachelReaper]

no problem, it was very funny

[Destinyxi]

Maybe he drank to much caffeine >>> too

who's to fat to find his dick >>> who's too

Haha, it's kind of hard to laugh when you have a cold but damn this was funny. Keep it up!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Troll Destinyxi. Get well soon

[Destinyxi]

Thank you :)

[Claire Twinn]

Yeah - so right and angrily expressed!! Thanks for making me smile at all the sad virgins in their basements!

[Baby Ricochet]

YW Claire and thank you for reviewing Trolls.

[violetta york / nicki e..]

Very entertaining and the message is clear and wonderful!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Troll Nicole.

[nigrum homonculus]

LOOOL. Made me burst out in laughter at work. Couldn't agree more with this. The keyboard warriors are rolling in armies nowadays. Epic write man. Well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks PhilGod. It's good to have you back on WC.