Where are we eating?

Just being silly with writers block

No I don't like McDonalds pies

All they know how to make is fries

and their shakes taste like petroleum

 

What is up with that weird a*s clown

I'm trying to eat with his a*s around

All I can think of is John Wayne Gacy

 

White Castle's right across the Street

There's a rumor that it's Pelican meat

They're using in those greasy little burgers

 

They're not getting walk ins for their decor

FDA warning that's for goddamn sure

What do you say we go to Burger King

 

The King's Patties taste like char grilled a*s

      That's okay dog I'll think I'll pass

Maybe we should drive on over to Wendys

 

Get that Patty off the Dollar Menu

They made it out of horse and glue

Look there's still a hoof in this one

 

There's 9000 grams of fat in that

You've got a death wish for eating that

No thanks I'll just live off the coffee

 

Starbucks has my kind of snack

Coffee and Expresso liquid crack

Ricochet has self inflicted ADD

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Tai Ryens]

Sarcasm: the best type of humor there is save for dark humor. Starbucks absolutely tops my list as well, especially for their 'low calorie extra healthy chocolate cakes!'

[Baby Ricochet]

THose cakes are good. I'd take a Starbucks darkroast with two shots of espresso in an IV bag if I were in the hospital. I'd be cured in one day.

[Marie]

And you're probably going to starve to death...

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Marie you're my favorite reviewer.

[Kushal]

This is certainly one of your best, if not the best. :)

This is humor at its finest. ^_^

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. THank you for reading my work Kushal.

[Samuel Dickens]

Yes, coffee! Twenty years in the Navy, you know my index finger still has that crook in it. Hamburgers are great if you make them yourself. (Make sure you don't use that pelikan meat)

[Baby Ricochet]

Coffee's the greatest beverage on earth. Thank you for reading my work Sam.

[.]

Lol great job

[Baby Ricochet]

THank you for reading Cord.

[RachelReaper]

As always, I was laughing all the way through this, even the picture you chose was funny. Damn, you've got humor down.

[Baby Ricochet]

THank you for reading my work Rachel. I'm glad you enjoyed it

[That_Girl]

I've always hated McDonald's. their food sucks and Ronald gives me nightmares. Starbucks definitely tops the list. Love the sarcastic humor that oozes from each line. Nice!

[Baby Ricochet]

Ronald is totally weird. The King's a little shakey too. Wendy's Okay.

[That_Girl]

At least I know I could take Wendy. I'd be too freaked out by that damn clown to fight him. :p the King is so insignificant.