Where are we eating?

Just being silly with writers block

No I don't like McDonalds pies

All they know how to make is fries

and their shakes taste like petroleum

 

What is up with that weird a*s clown

I'm trying to eat with his a*s around

All I can think of is John Wayne Gacy

 

White Castle's right across the Street

There's a rumor that it's Pelican meat

They're using in those greasy little burgers

 

They're not getting walk ins for their decor

FDA warning that's for goddamn sure

What do you say we go to Burger King

 

The King's Patties taste like char grilled a*s

      That's okay dog I'll think I'll pass

Maybe we should drive on over to Wendys

 

Get that Patty off the Dollar Menu

They made it out of horse and glue

Look there's still a hoof in this one

 

There's 9000 grams of fat in that

You've got a death wish for eating that

No thanks I'll just live off the coffee

 

Starbucks has my kind of snack

Coffee and Expresso liquid crack

Ricochet has self inflicted ADD

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Jessica]

I love this! I'm ready to hear this in a rap song!

[Baby Ricochet]

Fast food wrap. Thank you for reading my work Jess.

[Tate Morgan]

Im sitting at mcdonalds in knoxville Tennesee when i see this poem of yours.Had to laugh good show hope this doesnt kill me .

[Baby Ricochet]

Look out for that clown! THank you for reading my work Tate

[Tate Morgan]

yep

[Steven]

Oh, yeah man.. I leave Mc D's after eating some (regurgitated?) patties and I feel dizzy. That s**t can't be food. And then I go back a week later.

[Baby Ricochet]

Mc Ds fries rule. Thank you for reading my work

[Soul Fire]

This is so funny! Very entertaining and amusing! (: Great work!! Very very enjoyable!

[Baby Ricochet]

THankyou for reading my work Raya Rose

[Soul Fire]

You're welcome!

[WhimsicalAutomatonophob..]

Oh god! I love this! I literally threw back my head and laughed, and my family just stared at me like I was crazy...

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! I'm glad you enjoyed it thankyou for reading my work person's who's avatar name I think is awesome.

[WhimsicalAutomatonophobicHippopotamus]

Your welcome, and thanks! I just came up with something completely and totally random. I googled a list of phobias to see if I could find one that matched me. Automotonophobia is the fear of wax people, dolls, puppets, anything like that. *shudder* I don't do dolls.

[Gina]

Nice! I love all those restaurants though... Still love the poem

[Baby Ricochet]

I've got my faves fast food joints too. Thank you for reading my work Gina.

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Hey, I'm with you!...not a huge McDonalds fan....Starbucks all the way!....

This is a great piece of entertainment...hilarious! Loved the writer's block! lol

"Starbucks has my kind of snack

Coffee and Expresso liquid crack

Ricochet has self inflicted ADD"~ Spot on, baby. lol

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm glad you enjoyed it Robbie. Thank you

[The Refined Poet]

LOL... I laughed the whole way through.... cause what you said is so true....lol... I personally loved the line, "...and their shakes taste like petroleum" nicely done...

[Baby Ricochet]

It's true, they do. THank you for reading my work refined poet

[Muse]

Lol, at times we write our best stuff during writers block. Well done!

[Baby Ricochet]

Glad you enjoyed it muse. Thank you

[gombeggar]

tis a good way to break outta writer's block by playing around with yer words and thoughts...nicely done too

[Baby Ricochet]

THank you gombegger. It is a good way to deal with the old block