Where are we eating?

Just being silly with writers block

No I don't like McDonalds pies

All they know how to make is fries

and their shakes taste like petroleum

 

What is up with that weird a*s clown

I'm trying to eat with his a*s around

All I can think of is John Wayne Gacy

 

White Castle's right across the Street

There's a rumor that it's Pelican meat

They're using in those greasy little burgers

 

They're not getting walk ins for their decor

FDA warning that's for goddamn sure

What do you say we go to Burger King

 

The King's Patties taste like char grilled a*s

      That's okay dog I'll think I'll pass

Maybe we should drive on over to Wendys

 

Get that Patty off the Dollar Menu

They made it out of horse and glue

Look there's still a hoof in this one

 

There's 9000 grams of fat in that

You've got a death wish for eating that

No thanks I'll just live off the coffee

 

Starbucks has my kind of snack

Coffee and Expresso liquid crack

Ricochet has self inflicted ADD

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Jordan Bryant]

Even though this is funny, I feel like this poem is making a much larger statement. Well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jordan

[Em]

Very cute.
Creative.
fun.
i like it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Em

[samanthan]

lol love it. very creative.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing Where are we eating Samanthan

[Kaylor Mason]

Thank goodness you spared KFC :)

[Baby Ricochet]

KFC biscuits rule!

[Kaylor Mason]

YEAH!! :)

[Crowbar]

Chuck E Cheese closed today;
How do you like that?
Rumors talk of a six foot rat.

LOL This was a fun read. "Char-grilled a*s." I love allusions to body parts. Mmm.
I worked for McDonald's for several years and you know... you should also add the french fries to your "do not eat" list.
Take this 100 rating and go somewhere nice. Lol!

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm glad you enjoyed my work crowbar. Crowbar, cool.

[KAOlmsted]

After living on an island for 3 1/2 years with NO fast food, I ate my weight in McDonald's fries over the weekend...so I am definitely feeling this *laugh* Really well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Ronald can fry anything but the fries are his masterpiece.

[Sylvia Chika]

hilarious...creative!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it

[K-mo]

I think this is really good! Funny and very well written!

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading

[K-mo]

your most welcome!

[Kelsey]

This had me laughing the whole time. Great write, we all need a good laugh every once in a while.

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thankyou for reading my work

[That_Guy]

In n Out bro... come back to Cali

[Baby Ricochet]

TO expensive. Thank you for reading my work that_guy