Designated driver

Designated driver

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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I'll let your drunk a*s use my phone
If you need to call for a ride home
What's that you little drunken gnome
  you want to write a drunken poem

not under ricohcet's accuont you're not
Oh no that's not what this is about
You need to give your wife a shout
So she can bring the cash to bail you out
 
No dude p***y doesn't rhyme with drunk
      Or alcoholic little s**t a*s punk
I should have locked your a*s in the trunk
If i'd known you were gonna get this skunked
 
No dog I don't play that way anymore
I've seen this movie a few times before
Got my a*s kicked by bouncers galore
 had my sorry a*s thrown through a door
 
 threw up on that cop's big black shoes
Got Beaten with night sticks on Fox news
Wallet keys and car I manage to lose
All that s**t started with a couple of brews
 
I'm taking your drunk a*s back to your place
No way are you throwing up in my space
You can wake up on your lawn a disgrace
With a big german shepard humping your face
 
Wouldn't that be a beautiful sight
Raped by dog in the pale morning light
What in the f**k did we do last night
You're gonna give birth to puppies fleabite
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

© 2012 Baby Ricochet


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Pax
the pic made me laugh...as well as the poem.. another humor from you my friend..great!

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

Thank you for reading
"threw up on that cop's big black shoes
Got Beaten with night sticks on Fox news
Wallet keys and car I manage to lose
All that s**t started with a couple of brews"

awesome stanza Bro

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

Thanx and thank you for reading
That_Guy

12 Years Ago

Anytime

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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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