You jumped into a Tiger den!?!?

You jumped into a Tiger den!?!?

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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DUde Jumped into the Tiger encloser at the bronx Zoo. Guess what? A Tiger mauled him. Duh.

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So you jumped into a Tiger's den

What the hell is wrong with you

It eat's gazelles and hogs and s**t

What do you think it's gonna do

 

It's gonna take one look at you

and think oh look a new chew toy

then it's gonna grab your leg

and rip flesh with sheer joy

 

 screaming, strugling and bleeding

Tend to Make predators giddy

They're wired with a killer instinct

Their brain doesn't have room for pity

 

If you're dumb enough to jump in

A tiger's den you're clearly a fool

If you came in my den like that

I would probably maul you too

 

So don't get all pissy at the tiger

For doing what tiger's do

THat's why they have fences and s**t

and make enclosers at all the Zoos

 

Is it to protect the public

From mauling incidents

Or to protect the Tigers

From blithering Idiots

 

Either way it's not OK

To go into a Tiger's den

Take this s**t to a civil court

I'm sure the Tiger would win

 

 

© 2012 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Another quickie silly poem from Baby Ricochet. Wrote in about ten minutes with one edit pass

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My Goodness, I totally love this, So poetic and wonderful.
Awesome!!!

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

Thank you so much for reading
Really good

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

Thanx
chuckling here. I read in Yahoo news of a person jumping INTO a Tiger Den at the zoo. This one just says it all!

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

Thanx for reading chris
Yes man. Sometimes people on this site think they're really deep, when they're not. I think this is actullay the most beautiful thing on the website

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

HA! Thanx for reading Duckitron
A lot of sadness can be seen on this site. It's nice to take a break and find something with humour. I love this piece, thank you for brightening my day.

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

Thanx for reading Kenaz
Kenaz

12 Years Ago

No problem, I was thinking: they should post this all around the tiger cages of the zoos; although, .. read more
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Mic
Does seem stupidity may be viral these days. First stanza summed it up nicely and the last one added the exclamation point.

Well done. I like it.

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

Thank you for reading my work Mic.
LOL!!!~ aahhh you showcase a singularly epic moment in human stupidity fantastically!!~

Posted 12 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

thank you so much for reading my work
Haha, man, I heard about that on the news. Guy wanted to be 'one' with the tiger or something... anywho...... great write, loved it as always

Posted 12 Years Ago


Annabelle Lee

12 Years Ago

Well..... this IS America, land of the free, home of the brave, and an excuse for people to be reall.. read more
Baby Ricochet

12 Years Ago

HA! That's funny!!
Annabelle Lee

12 Years Ago

Thanks, I'll be here all week

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