You jumped into a Tiger den!?!?A Poem by Baby RicochetDUde Jumped into the Tiger encloser at the bronx Zoo. Guess what? A Tiger mauled him. Duh.So you jumped into a Tiger's den What the hell is wrong with you It eat's gazelles and hogs and s**t What do you think it's gonna do
It's gonna take one look at you and think oh look a new chew toy then it's gonna grab your leg and rip flesh with sheer joy
screaming, strugling and bleeding Tend to Make predators giddy They're wired with a killer instinct Their brain doesn't have room for pity
If you're dumb enough to jump in A tiger's den you're clearly a fool If you came in my den like that I would probably maul you too
So don't get all pissy at the tiger For doing what tiger's do THat's why they have fences and s**t and make enclosers at all the Zoos
Is it to protect the public From mauling incidents Or to protect the Tigers From blithering Idiots
Either way it's not OK To go into a Tiger's den Take this s**t to a civil court I'm sure the Tiger would win
© 2012 Baby RicochetAuthor's Note
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20 Reviews Added on September 22, 2012 Last Updated on September 22, 2012 AuthorBaby RicochetTampa, FLAboutI write just for the hell of it A way to spend some time Blurting out in cyber space Whatever's on my mind Maybe funny maybe tragic Emotional and raw Politi.. more..Writing
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