Hey Obama Suck On This

Inspired by Congressmen Kevin Yoder's drunken dip in the sea of Galilee

Drunken congressmen in the land most holy

Striped butt naked and went forth so boldly

Swimming au natural in the sea of Galilee

Where it's said somebodies savior walked into history

 

House leader screaming get your goddamn cloths back on

We're trying to win an election here you freakin Moron

While you're running around showing the dimples on your butt

That dumb a*s Mormon won't keep his stupid mouth shut

 

This guy Obama I don't know if you stopped to notice

His popularity's wavering but he's real f**k intelligent

So we got you with your dick flapping in the wind

and Mormon boy going on about birth control as sin

 

Why don't we just aleinate all our voting blocks

We can stand on the White house lawn and whip out all our c***s

and send a clear message the voters are sure not to miss

As we all yell in unison HEY OBAMA SUCK ON THIS

 

 

Author's Note

Current story in the press about Republican congressmen Kevin Yoder getting a little hammered and Skinny Dipping in the Sea of Galilee. House Majority leader Eric Cantor had a conniption over the story. Keep it up dipshits.

Reviews

[Tai Ryens]

Witty, clever, and great points on politics going on currently.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Michael G.]

Great points about today's politics.
Add another to the idiot list.
And why do we elect "professional politicians" anyway? Go stand in line with John Edwards, please, Mr Yoder. You have made it to his team now.
(And with the mention of John Edwards, speaking for the state of North Carolina, I do apologize.)

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Pax]

witty and smart, i like it.
Some higher power abuses their power, and do foolish things
to think the media is watching always.
great job my friend.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Marie]

So witty, yet so inspirational. It brought a tear to my eye, warmth to my heart. I shall certainly print it out and use it for...well...SOMETHING. To quote Patricia.

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! that deserves two HA! HA! Marie that's priceless. Thanx.

[Marie]

I knew you would appreciate it.

[The Analog Kid]

Funny and very true IMHO!

[Baby Ricochet]

THanx

[Patricia B. Hepler]

I have to say something to rate this:
SOMETHING.

~pat

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Thanx