Hey Obama Suck On This

Inspired by Congressmen Kevin Yoder's drunken dip in the sea of Galilee

Drunken congressmen in the land most holy

Striped butt naked and went forth so boldly

Swimming au natural in the sea of Galilee

Where it's said somebodies savior walked into history

 

House leader screaming get your goddamn cloths back on

We're trying to win an election here you freakin Moron

While you're running around showing the dimples on your butt

That dumb a*s Mormon won't keep his stupid mouth shut

 

This guy Obama I don't know if you stopped to notice

His popularity's wavering but he's real f**k intelligent

So we got you with your dick flapping in the wind

and Mormon boy going on about birth control as sin

 

Why don't we just aleinate all our voting blocks

We can stand on the White house lawn and whip out all our c***s

and send a clear message the voters are sure not to miss

As we all yell in unison HEY OBAMA SUCK ON THIS

 

 

Author's Note

Current story in the press about Republican congressmen Kevin Yoder getting a little hammered and Skinny Dipping in the Sea of Galilee. House Majority leader Eric Cantor had a conniption over the story. Keep it up dipshits.

Reviews

[Ama May Cooper]

Humourus but with a serious undertone. I like that . Very ryhmic and very clear as always another fabolous piece
Can't say i agree with the anger toward obama for having his nob out though after all better him be like a carefree young man like the rest of them than his counter-part a left wing extremist going on about how we should over populate the planet with rape birth and other unwanted pregnancy and endanger the lives and children and there mothers alike... Personally a guy skinny dipping seems like a much friendlier and human person than someone with such extreme descions on a body that he does not even posses considering he is male and has no chance of getting pregnant, or having to deal with his laws in any which way

[KAOlmsted]

Come on. Who HASN'T stripped butt naked and taken a skinny dip in the holy land? You say it like it's a bad thing! *laugh* So okay. I am duly impressed with your style. And I am influenced in no way by that f*****g adorable baby in your profile picture. You may consider me a fan.

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Thanx

[Destructive Impulse]

Lol this was funny but I kinda dont wanna think about obamas dick

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! thanx

[Destructive Impulse]

I really love how you threw the whole Mormon aspect under the bus XD

[axel]

dont hate the player,HATE THE GAME!

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[lee von cleef]

Smakin the bulls eye again

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Freedom's Child]

Nice write, I really think it doesn't matter who you vote for because corporations just buy both parties to get what they want. Sad times.

[Baby Ricochet]

yeah. the two party system sucks.

[Allyson Wolfe]

I love this! It's so provocative and true. This is just incredible writing! I love your stuff and can't wait to read more!

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Coyote Poetry]

New leaders can't keep their cloth on or make a budget. Can't tell the truth from a lie. I like the flow of thoughts in this poem. I did like the ending. Thank you for the excellent poem.
Coyote

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Dr. Wood ?]

just say what you think...don't beat around the bush

[Baby Ricochet]

yep thanx

[Brandon S. Whitten]

Politics are for the stupid folk. Wickedly funny, brilliant.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx