Get out of our park

Incidents at theme parks

They kicked me out of Sea World

for bringing a Harpoon gun

I yelled Hey Where's the shark tank at

I did it just for fun

 

Banned For Life at Disney

For hitting on Snow White

I got a thing for chicks in costumes

Got lucky one Halloween night

 

Security at Six Flags

They bounced me on my a*s

Took away their park map

and tore up my free pass

 

So I went to Universal

THey said not you again

We still got the videos

of what you did back then

 

I'm not even gonna mention

The incident at Epcot center

TO be sure of one thing though

I'm not allowed to enter

 

Then there was the confrontation

at Bush Garden's boarder

Lawyers were crawling everywhere

got slapped with a fat gag order

 

Theme parks I won't do anymore

It's really for the best

The judge said if I showed my face

I'd be tazered before the arrest

 

So where does my girl want to go

Freaking Dolly Wood

Baby girl this idea of yours

no It's not that good

 

I'll hike the mountains and the trails

make love to you like a fairy tale

But if you want to ride the theme park rail

We best be bringing extra money for bail

Author's Note

For those of you that don't know Dolly Wood is a theme park in the Mountains of North Carolina. Bush Gardens is in Tampa Fl.

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

Silly, funny, and very well rhymed. It was a lot of work, I can tell.

[Baby Ricochet]

not to bad. thanx

[Enid Blake]

Very funny lol :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[pumpkin head]

I love it...too cute, Awesome

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanx

[Libby]

This is brilliant and hilarious. I absolutely love it. c:

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Kiari Sabon]

i love it :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Pax]

hahaha...lol..this is really fun to read..great work..

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanx. I'm pleased with this one. It's funny and funny can be tricky to write

[Pax]

yup indeed. keep it up.

[Shimmerbliss/CAF]

Who needs theme parks anyway! The last stanza sounds a helluva lot better in my book!

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Marie]

I know about both these places, and you're better off staying away from them...though I imagine you cn find trouble wherever you go...

[Baby Ricochet]

sure can. Thanx

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

OK - Snarky one. I am totally diggin' your stuff. I have been known to be sarcastic - sardonic even. You sir... personify caustic and hit a level of cynical that is spot on and perfect!! I thought I had my style nailed... then this! Perhaps I could learn a thing or two here. So "in your face" without apology. I've seen this style tried often, but more often then not, the best that is achieved is insulting. Your stuff - you NAIL IT - and I find myself laughing out loud (which I rarely do!) ... do hope that was the point, otherwise - I am totally missing something.

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! I can write dark, angry or funny. I like funny best. At least it's fun.