Get out of our park

Incidents at theme parks

They kicked me out of Sea World

for bringing a Harpoon gun

I yelled Hey Where's the shark tank at

I did it just for fun

 

Banned For Life at Disney

For hitting on Snow White

I got a thing for chicks in costumes

Got lucky one Halloween night

 

Security at Six Flags

They bounced me on my a*s

Took away their park map

and tore up my free pass

 

So I went to Universal

THey said not you again

We still got the videos

of what you did back then

 

I'm not even gonna mention

The incident at Epcot center

TO be sure of one thing though

I'm not allowed to enter

 

Then there was the confrontation

at Bush Garden's boarder

Lawyers were crawling everywhere

got slapped with a fat gag order

 

Theme parks I won't do anymore

It's really for the best

The judge said if I showed my face

I'd be tazered before the arrest

 

So where does my girl want to go

Freaking Dolly Wood

Baby girl this idea of yours

no It's not that good

 

I'll hike the mountains and the trails

make love to you like a fairy tale

But if you want to ride the theme park rail

We best be bringing extra money for bail

Author's Note

For those of you that don't know Dolly Wood is a theme park in the Mountains of North Carolina. Bush Gardens is in Tampa Fl.

Reviews

[Aka.Hipster]

First off I can not tell you how long I have been trying to leave a review on this poem..my laptop doesn't let me because it is like broken. BUT I remembered I could do with my phone...so finally!
This is such a fun poem to read I really enjoyed it truly and I could read this poem everyday. I love the sea world part or had me laughing too much!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reviewing park cheetahprints

[Kaylor Mason]

I'd love to visit Dolly Wood . . . and see America's two most famous attractions :)

[KAOlmsted]

I am so looking forward to going to all of those places (well, not DollyWood) when I move to Florida next month...and now...I may not be able to keep a straight face as I walk through...and my peeps will wonder why I keep bursting into spontaneous, seemingly unprovoked laughter. Look what you did! You should be ashamed! *laughlaughlaugh* I just don't know what to do with you.

[Ruth]

This is really fun to read :) Beautiful flow and blend of images to reel the vision and imagination :)

[Baby Ricochet]

THanx. This one got on the popular reading list for like ten minutes. My moment of cyber fame

[Ruth]

Most welcome :) I shall read more of your work soon as :)

[Ian H Morrison]

so funny the poem is really well written very original should put allot of us to shame lol your use of english in your meters is excellent good and bold the stanzas are brilliant and lead into each other well

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Ian H Morrison]

no thank you

[Patricia B. Hepler]

Great & expressive humor. Loved this. pat

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Robbie~xoxo~]

LOL This is cute! Hey, at least you had fun right? :)

[Baby Ricochet]

I did. Thanx

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Great! You're welcome. :)

[icaros13]

Sweet!

You might take your girlfriend to a zoo
But you'd probably get kicked out there too...

[Baby Ricochet]

good idea. thanx

[Dr. Wood ?]

didn't know that...But this sure is a great poem matey,,,I love this sort of thing...

It is right up Northgate....(which is MY street)

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx