You Can't Be Gay At Chic Fil A

You can't be gay at Chic Fil A

They scream at drag queens

THAT'S NOT OK!!

No you can't be gay at Chik Fil A

 

It's all family values at Chic Fill A

Just Fll out this sexual history resume

and swear on this bible you're not gay

Then you can eat at Chic Fil A

 

TV'S blairing at Chic Fil A

NASCAR and fox news that's all they play

Watch project runway your soul can't be saved

No gay agenda at Chic Fil A

 

Lady Gaga can't eat at Chic Fil A

Cause they know she swings both ways

You know what I'd love to see one of these days

Gaga and Rihanna making out at Chic Fil A

 

With all this controversy and all this noise

aimed as usual at gay boys

With all the yelling and all the banter

I'll just eat at Colonel Sanders

Reviews

[TL Boehm]

OH MY GOD. I just came to read - and wasn't going to comment because I didn't want to wander off on a tangent - but I can't help it. The banner ad below your poem? "Do you support Chick fil A? Vote now! (falls over keyboard laughing) Your poem is great! Now for the tangent. I am an accountant by trade - and unfortunately many business people think they can get more bang for their buck by pushing off the HR bit onto the accountant's desk. Unfortunately many accountants are hard edged and not touchy feely people people - so tossing HR at them is like tossing a salad at a tiger. I'm no exception. To me - if you want a job - there is a culture - and a structure within that job to which you must abide. If you don't like it - go find another job. The exception would be a "Hostile" or unsafe work environment but honestly - your sexual orientation is not my business. Can you flip a burger? Can you do brain surgery? Is your mint green hair spray shedding into my Pepsi? Are you wearing so much metal in your piercings that you are causing the magnetic poles to shift? That is what matters to me. Can you do the job for which you were hired without causing a rip in the space time continuum? I've worked with homosexuals and the only time its ever been an "issue" was one woman who put her size "are you kidding" D's on top of my hands while I was filing paperwork and said - "A lot of people here don't like me. I think its because of my sexual orientation." (um how about its because you just dropped your tata's on my arms and I"m PINNED in the file drawer?) Seriously, its a funny poem and I laughed. I'm not homosexual. I don't always 'get' my friends and family who are - but the bottom line in the work place is - can ya do yer job? That is what matters.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reading and your comments TL. I've never had problem one with gays and believe one's sexual orientation is their business so I don't get the whole homophobe thing.

[ANTO]

Classic review on a classic piece of wry observational words - in fact a classic poem/review/comment sandwich (hold the chicken). Well done both of you.
;)

[L.Edward]

Ha ha. I agree. Hilarious take on the above. I enjoyed that comment.

[nigrum homonculus]

i read up on an article about the whole situation....seriously dude its times like these that make me ashamed of my Christian brethren. well done on the poem. it flowed great and it had your signature humour posted all over it. well done bro. a really good write.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanx. It's cute but kind of a mess. Maybe I should have made it the whole thing about Lady Gaga and Rihanna making out. Oh god what I wouldn't give to see that.

[Dean]

The Col is not much better, I'm afraid.

[Baby Ricochet]

good biscuits

[KAOlmsted]

...just trolling some of your old work I've never read before, Baby, and...is it just me or does this guy LOOK like the Colonel?? (yes, that's my only comment *laugh*)

[Dean]

HopeI don't look like the Colonel!
Oh, if you look at my stuff, how about some comment. See you there!

[SmileBig :)]

People should have their right to their own opinions and i support Chickfele for having theirs. I

[Baby Ricochet]

of course he does.

[ewest1220]

Very edgy, nice controversy (Though I think the media has blown it WAY out of proportion) either way well written and good job!

[ewest1220]

Oh and it's catchy too lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Yes they did. They always do. THanx for the review

[Marie]

I've never eaten at Chic-Fil-A...now I guess I never will. Not because of Dan Cathy, who has a right to his opinion. But because of all the people who poured into the franchise this week to support "family values"--a phrase I've come to hate.

[Baby Ricochet]

I've eaten at KFC and Chick Fil A. The colonol is WAY better.

[Dean]

I agree, Marie!

[Yheela]

Stockholm Pride is in full swing at the moment and I wish I could have been there (live some ways away).
Don't fully understand this poem, guess it's a cultural thing (Swe/US).
But I like the message, and wouldn't mind some celeb snogging. ^_^

[Baby Ricochet]

Chic Fil A is all over the press right now for gay bashing. NASCAR and FOX news are examples of media representing conservative values. The poem itself is just me screwing around. Thanx for the review

[icaros13]

I have tried to stay out of this Chic Fil A nonsense... Why can't we live and let live? What my neighbor does has no effect on my personal morals, (or lack thereof) and for the record, I wouldn't mind seeing Gaga and Rihanna making out....anywhere.

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh my god that would be so awesome.

[Samuel Dickens]

Yes, I like the Colonel, and Popeye's, too. I've tried Chic fil A, and just don't like their food. Now I've got another reason not to go there. Amidst all the coverage of this is the fact that the guy who hates gays also donates millions of dollars to organizations that vilify and lie about them, equating homosexuality to pedifillia and such.

[Baby Ricochet]

For every gay pedifile you can find there's 10 straight one's. All orientations have predators