Gay Dudes(clean)

Straight dudes need gay friends

               You need a gay friend

                      in your life

         to keep your head on straight

 

                He'll speak the truth

                  about that chick

             you got for that hot date

 

                 You need approval

                  from a gay dude

            for all the cloths you buy

 

                 cause you dress like

                 you're six years old

               and you're color blind

 

              Gay dude decorates your crib

                    oh so tasteful and arty

 

                 Left to your own devices

                   your place would look

                        salvation army

 

            We had gay dudes in the corps

              they were here and there

 

           They just kept it to themselves

                and no one really cared

 

             This is for you homophobes

               across every single state

 

          What do you think gay dudes will do

                Break in and redecorate?

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

Dedicated to my friend Tim. I'd have been wandering around in a loin cloth after my divorce if it hadn't been for him.

Reviews

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Great poem. Very witty :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Brittany]

I like your comical yet serious voice.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanx. I changed my name. I never liked deltacowolf.

[Brittany]

I like the name change