Wolverines have no sense of humor (clean)

Ever see a wolverine in the wild? Ooh are they mean.

                       It's been my conviction

                     with wolverine disposition

                    they have no sense of humor

 

                        When wolverine said

                   What's this lump on my head

                    I told him it was a brain tumor

 

                  Wolverine jumped on a chopper

                       then went to a doctor

             and said damn man give me a CAT scan

 

                      Doc said that will cost you

                               3000 an issue

                    and we have no payment plan

 

                          All doc saw was teeth

                             from underneath

               the stretcher parked out in the hallway

 

                        Now Doc's got no ankle

                        his foot grossly dangles

                      So much for doc dancing Ballet

 

                       Wolverine skulted away

                         in complete disarray

                  Chomping on slim jims and gristle

 

                   When the cops finally caught up

                 arrest should have been straight up

                  but wolverine had a TOW missile

 

                        Cops thought they'd roll

                          into Wolverine's hole

                Then Wolverine he became legend

 

                        He mapped his coordinates

                        while cops fired bullets

                 Now everyone's resting in heaven.

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

Wild, strange,and pretty entertaining. It must've been difficult to rhyme, but you did an outstanding job of it.

[Becky]

This is a very powerful piece. I also liked very much the style in which you wrote it. Well done!

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Michael G.]

This is interesting story telling. Good write. Wolverines do know how to survive.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[sienikeha]

raw comes up for you quite a bit.
you have a voice that's completely yours. good write. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Pax]

this is really sad, i have heared about the tumor that
affects the animals in the wild, Disease has really cross bounderies or its always has been there just stagnant waiting for to come out..
good job on the poem, its informative and raw.

[Baby Ricochet]

lol. thanx