The Game Show... Find a Date...

 

 

 

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Host: Regis

Contestant: Natasha

Bachelors: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3, Bachelor #4

 

Regis: “Welcome to ‘Find A Date’ where we have a new lovely young lady trying to find a date that charms her most. Let’s introduce Natasha.”

 

APPLAUSE

 

Regis: “Now Natasha you want to find a date and we have given you 4 bachelors to choose from. You can ask them a maximum of 2 questions per bachelor and when they are done you get to choose the lucky bachelor to be your date. Are you ready?”

 

Natasha: “yes I’m ready?”

 

Regis: “Alright let the questions begin.”

 

Natasha: “Alright bachelor number one. Use two min and tell me bout why I should pick you.

 

Bachelor #1:

“If I was your man, baby you’d,

never worry about, what I do.

I’d be coming home, back to you.

Every night, doing you right.

You the type of woman, deserves good things.

Wrist full of diamonds, hands full of rings.

Baby you’re a star.

I just want to show you who you are.

 

You should let me love you.

Let me be the one to.

Give you everything you want and need.

Baby good love and protection.

Make me your selection.

Show you the way love suppose to be.

Baby, You Should let me love you”

 

Natasha: “Wow, that was nice. Um… Bachelor number 3. Tell me how you would show me a good time.”

 

Bachelor #3:

“I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (whoa)

 

You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this s**t
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)”

 

Natasha: “Ha ha ooo kinky I like! Bachelor number 2, if you didn’t know my name and tried grabbing my attention, what would you say?”

 

Bachelor #2:

“Yooooo,
I dont know your name but excuse me miss
I saw you from across the room
And I got to admit that you got my attention
You're making me want to say

yoooo

I know you're trying to leave but excuse me miss
I saved the last dance for you
How I love to keep you here with me oh baby


Now shorty grab hold of my hand
And let's pretend the floor is ours
You say you don't really dance

Don't worry about it
We'll just 1,2 step
1,2 step

Now if the music is moving too fast
Grab my hand a little tighter (tighter)
Don't be afraid to move a little closer

Girl, there is something about you that makes me want to say

Yoooooo”

 

Natasha: “Hey oh lol...Bachelor number 4, If you finally fell in love with me, in what special way would you tell me?”

 

Bachelor #4:

“I love you

You love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
won't you say you love me too”

 

Natasha: “Hmmm disturbing... so Bachelor number 3 if it’s my birthday what would you say to me?’

 

Bachelor #3:

“Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a f**k
It's not your birthday!”

 

Natasha: “Oh wow so rude!! Party animal! Bachelor number 1, if I said you were only just a friend what would you say to me to change my mind?”

 

Bachelor #1:

“I wanna know you name and
I wanna know if you gotta man
I wanna know everything
I wanna ya number and if I can come over and
I wanna know what ya like
I wanna know so I can do it all night
But you're telling me I'm just a friend
You're telling me I'm just a friend

Oh baby you)
Got what I need
But you say I'm just a friend
But you say I'm just a friend
Cause I can be your Fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend

But you say I'm just a friend”

 

Natasha: “Nice words… Bachelor number 4, my favorite fruits are apples and bananas. Do you like to eat apples and bananas?”

 

Bachelor #4:

“I like to ate ate ate apples and bananas
I like eat eat eat epples and benenes
I like to ite ite ite ipples and bininis
I like to ote ote ote oplles and bononos
I like to ute ute ute upples and bununus”

 

Natasha: “Um ok no more questions for you lol… So bachelor number 2, if I wanted you and people hated on us, how would you describe me to your friends?”

 

Bachelor#2:

“She want that lovey dovey

That kiss-kiss, kiss-kiss

In her mind she fantasize

Bout getting with me

They hating on me

They wanna diss this, kiss-kiss

Cause she mine and so fine

And thick as can be”

 

Regis: “Alright questions are done and Natasha you need to make your decision. Which bachelor is going to be your sweetheart?”

 

Natasha: "Ok. hmm... well the person I’d have to say answered the questions I liked the most and will be my date will have to be Bachelor number one."

 

Bachelor #1:

"I can hear your heart crying out for me
I can hear your heart crying out for me
(And it keeps on saying) Come on in, come on in come on in and save
(And it keeps on saying) Come on in, come on in come on in and save
(I can baby) I can hear your heart crying out for me”

 

Regis: “Alright well let’s introduce our bachelors. Bachelor number 2 please come out. Oh and its Chris brown. Ok, Bachelor number 3 please come out. Hey look its 50 cent. Ok Bachelor number 4 please come out. Oh man its Barney.”

 

Audience:

“I hate you
you hate me
let's tie Barney to a tree
shoot him with a 64
then there'll be no dinasour

I hate you
you hate me let's all kill Barney
put a knife in his head
and a bazooka up his butt
won't you say that Barney's cut”

 

Regis: "Well who’s bachelor number 1. And its Mario. There's the game. Natasha and Mario are dates and hopefully they'll last. See you next time on 'Find A Date'.."

 

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Host: Regis Philbin

Contestant: Natasha Bedingfield

Bachelor #1: Mario

Bachelor #2: Chris Brown 

Bachelor #3: 50 Cent

Bachelor #4: Barney

Reviews

[thoughts of jade]

that was cute!

[Ernie Roman]

too funny!