the uptight american

most will blame the uptight american anus

(oops, did i say “anus?”) on the fact that the empire was

formed by rich white puritans who were scared of their

own penises & vaginas so much that they hoped their “god”

would have created them without such horrid raging beasts

between their legs---

so the story goes, americans still rule the world with the

barrel of a gun & the will to destroy everything in their path

in order to keep it that way, but on the home front, they are

terrified of talking about things that other cultures have no

f*****g problem doing

(oops, did i “curse?” why is it a “curse”

to begin with?  more bullshit spawned from self-righteous

christian thinking from way back when keeping a woman

locked up in a goddamned house & slaves toiling in the fields

was permissible, but “taking the lord’s name in vain” was

more than frowned upon).

 

americans will not talk about the fact that they don’t have

money, because celebrity worship is so great in the belly of

the empire that to think you’ll NEVER EVER become rich &

beautiful like those pristine white teeth movie stars is a

thought that most just don’t want to register.

 

if someone is mentally ill or if a family member is, forget about it,

act like it DOESN’T EXIST---if a family member, someone you

knew, or even a total stranger blew their f*****g head off,

act like it DIDN’T HAPPEN, or if you can come to terms with

the fact that it did, blame it on the individual---they were selfish,

they weren’t getting enough sex (ooh, but don’t mention the word

“sex”…say something like “nobody cared for them”), they

just couldn’t get it together…ANYTHING but looking at how

american culture is geared towards tossing the unsavory in

garbage cans in the blatant attempt to get rid of them, at least

from the public eye…at least so we don’t have to look at them.

 

don’t talk about the horrible things that really did happen in

your childhood, if you are american---don’t talk about the things

that your own children are already doing that society would

consider bad (so that your children won’t talk about the bad things

that you do to them in response, in the future).

 

DRUGS ARE ALWAYS BAD & THE BLESSED GOVERNMENT
IS DOING A BANG UP JOB ENFORCING THE LAW UPON THE
HEADS OF THESE EVIL EVIL DRUG USERS---remember that in

america, you are a CRIMINAL if you use a drug & remember that an

illegal drug is ANYTHING THAT THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT
TAX YET (psssst…so don’t talk about em’)---

 

and never ever admit that you have a drug addiction or that you have an

addiction to ANYTHING, really---because the mere word is associated

with a negative connotation, as if “satan” came up & bribed you every

time you go to a porn site on the web or smoked a bowl, much less snorted

a line---either way you are a CRIMINAL.

 

lastly, but certainly not leastly is

SEX & S**T---

if you can f**k it, don’t talk about it.

if you can s**t it, don’t talk about it.

if it has to do with f*****g or shitting,

don’t talk about it---because in america

NO ONE USES THE RESTROOM &
NO ONE ENGAGES IN INTERCOURSE.