ted

um,

certainly for those of us who think that

there are millions of “ted’s” out there,

brandishing their guns in the wilderness

shooting off rounds like it was going out of fashion &

yakkety yakking to their buddies

about how women are “varmints,” in fact “b*****s” to be

traded in for dalmations,

about how Mr. Obama & Mrs. Clinton should perform felatio

on and/or be impaled in some fashion by a machine gun,

about puncturing the lungs of animal right’s activists,

about having killed all the “hippy” american soldiers in Vietnam

if they’d been sent there,

or in the case of Nugent’s Japanese fans,

about how they “need him” despite the fact that the whole population is still

“all a******s” &

how foreigners to him are in general, not worthy of selling him doughnuts

or pumping his gas

because they are “scum”…

yes,

certainly to some of us, ted could seem a bit unnerving,

but when he speaks of the First Amendment,

one has to understand that his right to spout all his bullshit

is the right to spout all of ours &

though the secret service may be watching him because of his shallow threats

concerning the life of Mr. Obama if he wins the great american extravaganza again,

surely there is no reason to fear a man who needs to pump up his ego

by continuing to sing about “making the p***y purr” in his only hit,

a song he wrote 35 years

ago,

or the winners who keep him company.