BAN BACKWARDS NORTH CAROLINA (PSA)

see note for reviewers.

deep in the belly of the empire

where “fights between cats and dogs are prohibited,”

“women must be covered in AT LEAST 16 yards of

cloth at all times,”

“bingo games cannot last over 5 hours unless they take place at a

fair,”

“it is against the law to sing off key” &

“the mere possession of a lottery ticket results in a $2,000 fine,”

SAME-SEX MARRIAGE & CIVIL UNIONS HAVE BEEN BANNED

yes

that’s

right

campers, NC!---that backwards, knuckle-dragging, thumbless part of the empire, has now joined the other 29 states that have passed constitutional amendments banning same-sex marriage…that’s

30 STATES FULL OF

BACKWARDS

KNUCKLE-DRAGGING

THUMBLESS &

STONE AGE

judeo-christians

(clinging onto their little

book of f*****g fairytales,

still trying with all their

might to beat us over the

head with it & deprive the

brothers & sisters who live

right next door to them in

this so-called FREE LAND

in this so-called WESTERN-

CIVILIZATION of the rights

that they have, because they

think that their “god” said so).

 

OH BUT WAIT!

NC WANTS TO UP THE ANTE!

they have also banned domestic partnerships between gay or STRAIGHT couples.

 

soooooooooo…

 

don’t go to NC if you want to get oral sex (“it’s a crime against nature” in NC),

OR IF YOU WANT THE SAME RIGHTS AS STRAIGHT SELF-RIGHTEOUS JUDEO-CHRISTIANS LIVING TOGETHER IN “holy matrimony”

 

don’t go to NC if you want to have sex in any other position besides the missionary

(“while having sex you must stay in the missionary position AND HAVE THE SHADES PULLED”),

OR IF YOU WANT THE SAME RIGHTS AS STRAIGHT SELF-RIGHTEOUS JUDEO-CHRISTIANS LIVING TOGETHER IN “holy matrimony”

&

PLEASE

oh

PLEASE

don’t go to NC if you want to stay in a hotel with your lover in the same bed

(“all couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart”),

OR
IF YOU WANT THE SAME RIGHTS AS STRAIGHT SELF-RIGHTEOUS

JUDEO-CHRISTIANS LIVING TOGETHER IN “holy matrimony”---

 

because it just ain’t gonna happen.  all them people in NC have made up their mind.

 

COMMENCE THE
EXODUS

all sane & rational occupants

(= those believing in equal rights for ALL people)

of NC!

&

join the rest of the

21^st century.

Author's Note

LEGALIZE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE PETITIONS:
(SIGN & TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!)

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/709/805/848/

http://www.change.org/petitions/us-government-legalize-gay-marriages-in-all