Kim Kardashian’s weightA Poem by delapruchna.why the f**k do we as a species give a f**k about Kim Kardashian’s weight while pregnant? why do we care about her f*****g weight while she was not with child? why do we care about Kim f*****g Kardashian at all? she has been labeled a “socialite,” she has been labeled a “television personality”--- um, let’s just get down to it… WOULD WE EVEN KNOW HER NAME IF IT WASN’T FOR THE FACT THAT GUYS WANT would we even know her name, if it wasn’t for her big a*s, that much like Jennifer Lopez’s, has been talked of as if it had a zip code of its own? there had been rumors that Lopez got her a*s insured, because of its great worth… there are rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt is thinking about getting her breasts insured… this is the world we live in this is what the empire does on the inside while we beat other countries senseless & force them to walk, talk & act like us on the outside… think of the time, think of the effort, think of the money, think of the jobs involved, all to get a picture of Kim Kardashian on the magazine cover, on the website blurb, on the television program… just to talk of how much she weighs while pregnant, as if she had contributed anything at all, whatsoever, to our advancement as a species, besides being a goddamn doorknob… and then in unison, throw up. © 2013 delapruch |
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1 Review Added on March 26, 2013 Last Updated on March 26, 2013 Authordelapruchnothingville, NYAboutBio: The writer we call delapruch has been writing since infancy. His first piece was scrawled on the inside of his mother’s womb. Long since published, the rights now reside in the hands o.. more..Writing
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