lonely tommy

saw the cover of

a magazine while

waiting in the grocery

checkout line that

revealed to me, a

citizen of the cesspool,

that mr. tom cruise

HAS BEEN ALONE

FOR_______(insert

whatever amount of

time that said smut

writer thinks is enough

to get people to read

said trash), as if one man

in the world being alone

is grounds for a few

magazine covers

(think of the money spent),

not to mention

that to seriously believe

that the most famous

spokesperson for

scientology, would be

alone for even a few

seconds, if he did not want

it,

is simply ludicrous. 

 

tommy cruise is

tommy cruise &

there are women & men

out there that will want

to f**k the daylights out

of him until the day he

dies,

so to think that because

the head honchos in

the organization are

taking a little longer to

find him a proper

wife that will sign on

the dotted line to be

contractually wedded to

him,

that he would

EVER
EVER
EVER

be alone in the same

manner that a

non-tommy cruise

might,

is

f*****g insane.

 

stop weeping for him

america.