the braggadocio

have small penis,

will travel in big truck,

have small penis,

will blare big a*s stereo,

have small penis,

will boast & blather

about one’s supposed

exploits in public,

as if have the s**t town

in which they reside,

has been wooed overnight

by this man of the hour,

this playa who has to get a

new belt, because it’s all

notched out.

 

& if a small penis is not

the case…perhaps he’s

got the biggest schlong in

the whole empire, perhaps

he has to wear extra large

pants so he can roll up that

thing & drop it down in,

perhaps he just likes big

trucks & perhaps he just

likes his music loud---

even then, it doesn’t make

blacking out during what

he wants us to believe is

the big moment, forgetting

the name of the unfortunate

young woman in question &

the runaway from her abode

when he came to (cause’

apparently she wasn’t all

what he thought she had been

with them beer goggles on)

anymore respectable, interesting

or worth pondering or debating

for more than a second,

because nothing reveals pool of

insecurity deeper than the ocean,

than the spouting words of an

attention w***e.