back into bed with Pakistan

like a lover who cheated on

another &

the cheatee has little to no

self-esteem, or in the case of

Pakistan,

it just can’t get enough of

sex with the US

($300 million a year in

military funding & training,

as well as the $5 billion

Coalition Support Funds

used to woo the country

into a special relationship

where they do the bidding

of the US in “fighting

terrorism”---not to mention

the turning of a blind eye to

the estimated 90-110 nukes

which Pakistan possesses

without ever having signed

the Nuclear Proliferation

Treaty, which by the way,

IRAN HAS),

things are right back on track

after the empire has finally

apologized to their former

lover, after pummeling

Mohmand last November in

an unprovoked attack,

wherein the empire & its

buddies succeeded in taking

out 24 soldiers who were no

doubt, trained & dressed with

funds coming right out of

our taxpaying pockets.

 

aren’t you glad to see that

they are back together again?

the two were so good for

each other & you know, the

blockade that Pakistan put

up to keep the empire &

NATO from getting its trucks

to the vital destinations

appropriate for the further

escalation of the war in

Afghanistan…man, it was

such a bummer…cause’

you know, the empire is

just such a sexy playa,

what with always forcing

its big c**k down upon the

rest of the world like an

uninvited prison rape &

following it up with the

subsequent beating

with its

ever-wielded

world policeman’s

baton.