The singing prince

a silly poem

The singing princeGlamour, hot red stilettos,

   She was popular, she had many foes.

    Bling bags, shiny totes, toe nails painted a peppermint green

                                        She was nasty, she was mean.

    She had broken about a thousand hearts

     Her ex boyfriends, she hit with a dart.

                                          Fancy restaurants ,beautiful soirees

      Holidays in Germany and Greece.

     Charity events and dazzling balls

      Expensive clothes from grand malls

       One day from a bank she got a call.

       Your credit card is cut, you doll.

       She went to her daddy,

                                             Daddy told her , you are old enough to earn on your own.

         Don’t waste my money , he said with a frown

        I have a plan, whoever marries my daughter will get the crown.

        You shall have to steal her heart and put a ring on her finger

        There is a hundred guys, among which one will linger

                                              So, it was decided that the best bathroom singer would win

                                             The first one slipped on the floor because of the slippery floor

         The second one got stuck when he could not open the door

         The third one slipped on a bar of rin soap

          The fourth one slipped because his shoes are too big

                                                The fifth one’s shoes were much smaller

            The sixth one’s voice was too shaky and nervous

 

The seventh boy’s voice was creepy and disgusting,

The princess’s voice was melodious and pretty.

She could not stay with someone whose voice was cracked.

Therefore according to the fairy tale, she kissed a frog,

In amazement and wander the frog turned into a charming prince.

The prince was a super singer, his voice reached afar

However, soon the prince and princess had a free dance.

They almost danced as if they were in a trance

They lived happily ever after, and acquired many fans.

However after a while, the frog was stuck in the prince’s mouth,

It started croaking with delight,

Soon when the prince came out to say”I love you.”

All that appeared was a ARRRRGHHHHHHHHH.

The prince began to stammer and lie,

And  a croakey sound came out ,the princess could not figure out why.

The princess broke down into tears.

Her heart was splintered into fragments,

The frog began to be sick with ailments.

The frog had turned blue

This is a story, believe it or not, its true.

They locked up the blue frog in a cage.

However the princess kicked the cage away in a rage.

That is the end of the silly story, before the details get too gory

What a stupid way to end a love story.