Drinking & Sailing

Ode to "Talk like a Pirate Day"

Drinking & Sailing

by Pirate General Fastblade of the Sea Fleet Marauders

 

When I was a beh-beh,
Rum was me drink.
A mother a night,
And the sea was me sink.
So I stole me a spyglass
And a compass to match!
Now I'm sailin' the high seven seas!

Shiver me timbers,
There's an X on that spot!
Our endless days of drinking
And sailing were hot.
But with bountiful booty,
And towns filled with w****s,
Pour one more round of RUM!
Then we'll pillage some more!

When I was a beh-beh,
Rum was me drink.
A mother a night,
And the sea was me sink.
So I stole me a spyglass
And a compass to match!
Now I'm sailin' the high seven seas!"

Author's Note

Grab your rum and sing along!