Eulogy of Mcconaughew Baboo

the Eulogy of Mcconaughew Baboo

Mcconaughew baboo was a monkey in a zoo, with a butt painted pink and blue.

He would put his butt in the air, and every female would stare, wondering if it wasn’t a bit purple too.

He walked his cage to and to, at that local zoo, looking for his dream Mrs.baboo.

He tried to laugh, but he always seemed mad.

Because none of the monkeys were true, they only liked him because he had a light color of blue.

He was the king of his cage, which was true, because he had the pointiest teeth of any monkey at the zoo.

One day a moon; blue, he saw the biggest behind, with the most beautiful design.

It had a bit of pink, blue, purple, orange, and green too.

And the moon; blue, stood blue, over smitten Mcconaughew.

But she wasn’t at all like Mcconaughew, she more like a giant bird.

With bright feathers everywhere even a few to spare.

Mcconaughew tried to put his butt in the air but she wouldn’t stare.

Finally Mcconaughew tried to smile and say hello, but his teeth freaked her out, because she didn’t know.

In horror she ran away, not noticing her tiny, lake.

Mcconaughew cried and howled, as he saw his sweet love drown.  

Mcconaughew sat quiet, seeing his love silent, never to move, under the moon; blue.

Mcconaughew stopped eating for 28 days more ,till the moon became whole.

The final day of full moon, Mcconaughew threw himself at her foot, at foot of the moon. and never again moved.

Author's Note

poor Mcconaughew

Reviews

[Red Brick Keshner]

Oh, poor McConaughew... Now we need a series of poems of his life before his untimely demise. Maybe give George the Monkey (of Curious George) a run for his hard earned money. Thanks for sharing.

[Dean]

yeah everyone's trying to cash in on the Monkeys these days. lol
thanks for reading.