In The Fantasy World News

 

Topping our stories tonight…

 

A new report shows evidence proving

Bambi shot his own mother.

Upon hearing this news

Shock caused the rabbit

To fall down Alice's Hole.

Attempts to rescue him failed

Due to the Mad Hatter's lack of imagination.

 

This just in…

 

Lacking sales of poisoned apples

Has caused Snow white

To lay off six of the seven dwarfs.

Getting wind of this information

The three bears dumped their porridge

Down the drain while Goldilocks

Used their beds to raise money.

 

Breaking news…

 

Robin has left Batman

To shack up with Superman.

An enraged Alfred got revenge

By making Lois Lane

His bondage slave in the Batcave.

The Joker and the Penguin

Have no comment at this time.

 

Till next time remember

If you think this is twisted

Read a children’s fairy tale or comic

Through adult eyes. 

Reviews

[Phibby Venable]

Lol, this is wonderful. My daughter is busy re writing some fairy tales, she has
a lot of the same thoughts on the stories. Very entertaining!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you, it was fun to create in my head.

[†Tracey†]

You just killed me.. this is so perfect and so funny.. I love your warped mind lol..x

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Why thank you so much... I enjoy being a bit twisted.

[†Tracey†]

Oh yes I know :P lol

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Being twisted i why I like you :)

[Harley (arbiter)]

Ha ha! Nice one! Great poem!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thanks :)

[Kelz]

Made my day reading this. Not sure what it says about me that this lifted my spirits even through learning Bambi shot his own mother :D X

[Daydreamer]

A writing that proves....life is just one big fairytale and truth is stranger than fiction.

[Muse]

Bambi shot his own mother??
Omg, that's why he commited suicide on hwy 92!
xo

[Lily Mae]

Too flipping funny .. I love it.. :) xx

[Kenneth The Poet]

Favorited.

[Ruth]

LOL AWESOME hon
You know the shocking thing really is to look at nursery ryhmes through adult eyes...something not right with them!
Absolutely love this my dear sparkle :)

xoxo

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

Holy Cow! It doesn't get any better than this :)