In The Fantasy World News

 

Topping our stories tonight…

 

A new report shows evidence proving

Bambi shot his own mother.

Upon hearing this news

Shock caused the rabbit

To fall down Alice's Hole.

Attempts to rescue him failed

Due to the Mad Hatter's lack of imagination.

 

This just in…

 

Lacking sales of poisoned apples

Has caused Snow white

To lay off six of the seven dwarfs.

Getting wind of this information

The three bears dumped their porridge

Down the drain while Goldilocks

Used their beds to raise money.

 

Breaking news…

 

Robin has left Batman

To shack up with Superman.

An enraged Alfred got revenge

By making Lois Lane

His bondage slave in the Batcave.

The Joker and the Penguin

Have no comment at this time.

 

Till next time remember

If you think this is twisted

Read a children’s fairy tale or comic

Through adult eyes. 

Reviews

[Fran Marie]

holy moly... what a news report... a funny enjoyable read..and yes. a good point
point you make about reading through adult eyes...is that goldilocks still
sleeping around..lol

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

hahaha, thank you Fran… and yes I do believe she is… she is now a Nymph.

[Frieda P]

Scooby doo waffles! I always knew Batman & Robin weren't gonna make it....you're too funny! :D

Joker and penguin have no comment at this time....
Please keep us updated...haha

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

hahaha, thank you Moonbeam.. I will be sure to let you know when i get the update.

[Frieda P]

May I have a quick peek into your gray matter. ;) haha

[Corset]

This is a good one Dale, very funny and imaginative.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you so much :)

[Rita L. Sev]

Lol! This is hilarious, Dale, and you bring up a good point about looking at these bizarre tales through adult eyes.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you Rita, I wanted it to be funny while making my point… Case in point Alice In Wonderland is obviously someone's acid trip.

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

while Goldilocks used their beds to make money -- love this line!

This is quite the entertaining read. I've often thought on fairy tales with my adult eyes and it is amazing how twisted and odd that they seem now. I mean, Snow White...she's laying dead in a forest and she get molested by a necropheliac prince...same with sleeping beauty in a sense. Lots of strange stuff, and you've pointed out some of the best. Well done.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you very much... yes so many fairytales are really twisted... hell Alice In Wonderland is someone's acid trip. I had fun creating this one.

[Muse]

Ahhh yes..I remember this one. An oldy but goody. And I heard yesterday that Superman left Lois Lane for Goldilocks "that little s**t."

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

WOW, that is breaking news :)

[Muse]

channel 69 I think

[Marie]

I read these with childrens' eyes, but I can see the darkness lurking in fairy tales.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Actually all those fairytales had darkness, just wasn't seen through the innocents of children.

[SyberRose]

A funny one Dale haa...and i've been looking for a pair of glass slippers for years.
Cant seem to find them anywhere...Nicely done...Rose

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you very much... sometimes my mind goes off into weird tangents, but they sure are fun.

[SyberRose]

hey, i wrote one too but I never posted it haa.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Well then post it :)

[Renée]

ROFL !!!! Oh This Is Great !!! I love a demented mind ! lol

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Well then my mind would tickle you pink :)

[KAOlmsted]

HA! I don't know if I should be more worried about you for writing this, or myself for laughing out loud while reading this...serious HI-larity :-D And, honestly, if people don't know Batman was shtupping Robin then I fear for society as a whole ;-) But Superman??? Come on, dude! *laugh*

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

hehehe... what can I say, my mind wonders off in uncharted directions. Thank you.