I Think Cupid Needs Glasses

just something fun for Valentine's Day

 

What’s the deal with cupid?

Don’t get me wrong

He does some wonderful work

But sometimes I think

It’s time for glasses.

Shooting arrows

That hit the wrong mark,

I mean what is he?

A major league umpire.

Or maybe sometimes

He has one to many drinks,

That can happen

When you have

So much responsibility.

Maybe that baby with wings

Needs to take lessons

From Johnny Appleseed.

Or maybe he is just anxious

To spread some much love

To a world needing it.

What ever the case may be

Cupid sure has many stray arrows

That has caused a lot of pain

Which the world doesn’t need.

So little buddy boy

Let’s get that aim tried and true

So you can stop putting

People’s eye’s out

And making love blind.

Reviews

[Sheila Kline]

Oh, a great take on the big mistakes we make in love!! I have sure had my share of them!!! smiles
Cute, Dale....really cute, and TRUTHFUL!! Cupid needs to have his glasses changed, or zap off the rose color tinting.
Something sure does interfere with his good judgment at times...maybe, he's had too much Valentine's Day candy, and has the wings weighted down.

[Stacey]

This is wonderful RRC! And you know how I'm feeling this romantic holiday at the moment....the chubby little s**t wearing a diaper sporting tiny wings aimlessly shooting that arrow:) I do agree that if his aim were a little sharper perhaps we would be less blind when it comes to love. Great write and you know I am rolling in laughter...hahaha. Loved the write and the read!

[Katherine Wyatt]

Big smile! I think you have it right about this subject...he sure can be off target!
fun write!

[cest la vie]

Oh what a witty poem.. and so darn accurate..
Yes, get Cupid lasik surgery please so his arrows can find me..Wonderful..

[SoulofManyFaces]

This is cute for Valentines Day, and I would have to agree,
Cupid can't see at times, but then again if he got everything
right, then he wouldn't have a job, and love is a hard
as hell business LOL!!

[LeeLee Ryder]

CUPID STUPID...YES, CHUBS should take more careful aim
cus LOVE is truly blind when half of the love equation
loves more than the other half..I've made many mistakes
in the name of Cupid's diapers and what a mess.. "BUTT"
now I'm gloriously in Love=Love!! thanks for the humor..
LLR

[Angelheaded Hipster]

This is cute...and timely. And when I see that little diapered freak, Im going to strangle him.

[THERISA]

Think Cupid is buying his arrows from the same place, that the Canadian military bought its bullets from. Bullets which didn't fight in a straight path either. Talk about poor QC at the factory. :) Thanks for the chuckle, needed it today.

[Seashell]

Well done Dale. How terribly true sometimes. We can't control cupid though...he has a mind of his own...and when that arrow is in flight....there's no going back.
A lovely, cute, fun write.
Thanks deary

Babs xx

[Wicahpi]

LoL i still love this one :)
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY soon

[Georgia Gypsy]

LOL!! oh yes, this is too true! and did make me laugh....

thanks cowboy!
i needed that:)