Too Sexy for Sunlight

I don't even know really

You jealous? 

Yeah, I'm white. 

Sexy and white. 

Other girls may come from far and wide, but they'll never have the pale look of my cracker skin. 

Oh darling. 

Do you know where I'm from? 

I'm from Hawaii. 

... I know my skin's white. 

You don't have to tell me that. 

My ancestors are from Europe. 

I'm pretty damn white...

But! 

I 

am 

still

damn

SEXY

You better hide your boyfriends. 

Cause I have red hair. 

Author's Note

Free verse?

Reviews

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Very funny... you have a great sense of humor and that there is sexy... color of skin doesn't make the beauty it is the confidence in your own skin.

[The White Wolf]

LMFAO...hey, welcome to the club! I actually got a good laugh out of this! I very much enjoyed, thankee :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

Yes be proud of being pale :) My sister in law is too self-conscious with her looks. She's also pale. She wanted to go to a tanning salon becuz her lady friends go to tanning salons and become dark. I think its unnatural so I told her to be proud of being pale :) she didnt know if i was joking or being serious. But i was being serious. I am brown and proud, and she should be pale and proud. We dont need to damage ourselves in order to feel better :D great piece