Too Sexy for Sunlight

I don't even know really

You jealous? 

Yeah, I'm white. 

Sexy and white. 

Other girls may come from far and wide, but they'll never have the pale look of my cracker skin. 

Oh darling. 

Do you know where I'm from? 

I'm from Hawaii. 

... I know my skin's white. 

You don't have to tell me that. 

My ancestors are from Europe. 

I'm pretty damn white...

But! 

I 

am 

still

damn

SEXY

You better hide your boyfriends. 

Cause I have red hair. 

Author's Note

Free verse?

Reviews

[Gedalya]

This is funny as hell. Ha, white.

[Ban Heo]

lol...this is funny. I can really hear your voice coming through in this poem. Good job.

[carne]

woo red hair!

[Ana Soo]

confident+funny=sexy

I like this very much!

[Katerina C]

This is a very sexy poem. Well done sexy white Hawaii citizen woman.

[Kaa Na Kalyanasundaram]

good. very much humour. with wishes.

[Enar]

yes! free verse, dam good free verse,
im not racist but, I love it when people brag about being white,, its kind uh funny in a way its hard to explain

[Lydia]

Haha! This sounds exactly like me! Except I'm not from Hawaii, and I'm not sure where my ancestors were from.

[Southern Cross]

Great sense of humor and I can so relate to this

[MoriartyMesa]

Thank you, this was the first poem tonight that made me laugh at loud. I am not sure if this was suppose to be a comedy, but damn it. This cracked me the f**k up, and for that here is some white girl booty shakin music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMRxaoaebHk