Ep 4 - Corporation Inc.ompetence Co incorporated

™ 🤣🤣🤣 Yea, I'm really getting into the absurd kind of stuff 🤣

Reaper, head of marketing at Universal Universe Developers Corporation Inc.ompetence Co incorporated™ or UUDCICIC for short, unveils his newest commercial:


Corporation Inc.competence, subscribe now and get twenty percent off our full premium plan.

Here at inc.ompetence co, we take you through a series of training exercises, lectures and seminars to make sure you're always up to speed.

*Devs surrounding the sentient toaster in the break room*
Toasters: "Remember kids, when the fat guy is rummaging through the fridge..?"

Devs in unison: ".. he's looking for butter."

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So join our developer team and become someone important to make a difference! Dial now: 6-6-66-6-666 for a direct Line to our basement Manager and All the details required for becoming a universal developer.

Corporation Inc.ompetence
Working with you for our butter future!

We have butter existential crises than all the other universes, and, if that's still not enough, order your full premium plan now, and you'll also get this electric appliance that plugs in the wall and makes a whirring noise. What a deal! Still not convinced? You'll also get to spend your vacation time in St. Peter's hotel on Seven Virgins island***all beverages, escort services, food and room service come at regular cost. All prices include uVAT.

So order now and become someone important! Corporate
Inc.ompetence Co. incorporated.™

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Reaper: "There, now it's scientific and offers some incentive."

Dev 2: "Sorry, chaps, that was a lot of things, idiotic, absurd, too revealing, focused on our weakest members and lowest performing agents... And you've thrown in the devil's phone number.."

Dev 1: "I think what our colonial friend here is trying to say, is that..."

Dev 2: "Colonial?! You're the tax dodging scum mate, not me, yea?"

Dev 3: "I love butter."

Toaster: "It's butter to have toasted and buttered insufficiently than not to have toasted the butter at all."

Head dev: "Brilliant! We'll use it."

Reaper: "Really? That's so.."

Head dev: "No, I was talking to Toaster. You'll have to come up with something more..."

Toaster: "Butter?"

Head dev: "Yes, exactly. See, Toasty here gets it."

*Reaper throws the sentient toaster out the window* 🤣🤣🤣

Author's Note

Yadada 🤣🤣🤣🤣