Ep 1 - The Big Bang

What if the devs of the universe went to therapy 🤔

Yea, yea, intro material, fancy words, exciting and gripping first sentence and what have you.


Wanna know what caused the big bang? Inflation. It's all cuz Reaper invested our few coins in the wrong corporations.

I mean the guy deals in death... What more of a red flag do you want about his investment skills?

The worst part being that his blunder destroyed my coolest science project yet. Yea, it was a volcano, I know, cliché, but I was the one who invented that one.

So anyway we had to start again. Between the mammoth rider who eradicated the dinosaurs by plunging a sixty ton furry elephant onto a planetary vein of volatillum by jumping it over the edge of the flat, beta earth, and Reaper's bad financial choices, I had to cut our budget in order to cover the damages we've caused in the fabric of reality... Inadvertently... The damages we've caused inadvertently....

Author's Note

More in the next one.