Ugly Christmas Sweaters

They are awful looking! Haha

The scratchy wool itches my skin.

The ugly colors of brown and grey as tin

Odd shaped buttons that always come loose

These sweaters enlarge the shape of my caboose

 

Odd prints like reindeer, snowmen and stripes

When my dog sees me coming he jumps and yipes

Sometimes there are snowflakes that make them kind of cute

But either way I would like to give these sweaters the boot

 

My grandma always buys them in the cheapest of stores

Thank goodness she doesn’t expect me to where them to the shore

I’m thankful only once a year I have to wear these things

Cause they really are awful and they make my eyes sting!

 

Author's Note

I don't think this is my best, but I thought it would be a fun topic to write on and this is what I came up with. I hope you like it!

Reviews

[Alana McGuire]

Hahahah!! I love this! My dad has so many totes full of them because he deals on ebay and they sell surprisingly well. The uglier, the better. Hahah :)

[Coyote Poetry]

One day you will appreciate that sweater. A very nice story in the poem. Gifts from family must be accepted with a smile and a thank you. They are given with love. A fun story to read. Thank you.
Coyote