Major Problems

The dungeons were cold and damp as Hero and Fred entered the large potions classroom. well this should be fun...
"I'm so happy you two could join us." Professor Snape smirked as the two walked in.
us?
Snape walked forward. "Today you will be scrapping the gum off of the bottom of each and every desk." he handed Hero and Fred little tiny flat edge knives. "Have fun."
yuck!
Fred shrugged and got down on his hands and knees under the first desk.
"You're actually going to do this? It's repulsive!"
"It's better than cleaning the Hospital Wing, or trying out potions from different classes."
true
Hero joined him and started scrapping. After about an hour they had managed to finish three desks.
Woot! Now only 25 left to go!
"Piamisimo Musicali!"
Hero gave Fred a questioning look. "What are you doing?"
"Just making a little music to help our poor spirits."
"You are retarded."
"I know, but you love me."
"If you say so..."
Light muggle music floated around the room and Fred started shaking his booty from under the table. Hero stifled a giggle but Fred heard it and it edged him on. Soon he was grooving all over the place, jumping on table tops and grinding the air.
SNORT this boy has got some major problems
"Mr. Weasley, I recommend that you get back to work is you don't want another detention."
Fred froze mid-move and glanced around, his face deathly pale white. "What the?" he exhaled then jumped on Hero. "You scared me to death!"
"Sorry I had to do it!" she giggled.
"Sorry? You had to? I thought Snape had caught me boogying on his desk tops!"
"If you didn't want to get caught then why'd you do it?"
"To get you to smile."
Hero's grin vanished and she looked into Fred's eyes. uh oh She wiggled under his weight and managed to free herself from him.
"What's wrong?" he asked concerned.
"It's just that... you... lately you've been... like... acting like you... uh-"
"Like you?"
"Yea," Hero blushed nervously.
"I do."
"What?" she started at him.
"I do. Hero Slykoutski I'm in love with you."
Hero scooted away to the wall and used it to help herself up. "You, l-l-lo-lov-l-l-l-love me?"
"Yea," he blushed, "I have for a long time..."
She bulleted. Faster than a rocket Hero escaped the classroom.
"Hero! HERO!" Fred cried after her but she couldn't hear him.
why? WHY? Can't I once actually have a guy friend without him falling in love with me? Why can't Tori have my body? She's the one who wants it! Stupid, Fred, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. I hate men. They're all dogs. It's not like I'm putting myself out there! I want nothing to do with them! Why? Why? I thought he was my friend...