Can I call you pudding?

Hero played with her mashed potatoes until they were in a smiley face pattern on her plate.
"Having fun yet?" Katie jabbed her in the ribs. Hero squealed jolting up. The Gryffindor table erupted in giggles and smirks.
Hero glared at Katie who was clutching her stomach. Laugh at me will you? Laugh at this!
Hero grabbed her plate. Katie stopped laughing. "Hero? What are you- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
The mashed potatoes landed on Katie's long brown hair, sliding down her back and face.
Fred and George fell to the floor laughing hysterically. "I can't belive-"
"That you did that."
"That was-"
"Hilarious!"
Katie looked up to Hero. Hero locked eyes with Katie. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"As always." The girls grinned viciously picking up their pumpkin juice. "Oh, Boys!"
"What?" their heads appeared just above the tables.
SPLASH!
For the second time in five minutes the Gryffindor table erupted in a fit of giggles. A short red headed boy the loudest.
Fred and George were shocked, glaring first at the girls then the little boy. "Oh, ickle-Ronnikins!"
The kid managed to stop laughing to respond. "What? OOOOOOf!" A chicken wing was chucked at him smacking him in the stomach.
"Wha ha ha!" Hero, Katie, Fred and George smacked their fists on the table hyperventilating from laughing too hard.
"Oh, yea?!" Ickle-Ronnikins threw back chocolate treacle at George. He ducked and it flew over to the Hufflepuff table landing in Cedric Diggory's lap. He screeched shaking it off him, the Hall's attention shifted to him totally freaking out.
Hero and Katie collapsed on each other mashed potatoes spreading from Katie's hair to Hero.
Something smacked Katie in the side causing her to spin around. Fred grinned maliciously. "Fine, if you want it that way!" She hurled the contents of her entire plate at him, he also ducked and it knocked a platinum blonde boy in the back of the head. "Oh, crap," she muttered under her breath.
"What?" Hero was confused. what's the big deal? we've hit plenty of people in the crossfire, why is he any different?
The boy turned glaring. His mouth moved and two large gorillas stood up. Walking over to the Gryffindor table they cracked their knuckles while Katie swore under her breath. are you serious? Katie shrunk in her seat and the Great Hall held its breath. ok, teachers where are you? Hero thought nervously.
"Oh, please." Hero muttered standing up.
"What are you doing?" hissed Katie.
Hero glanced at her smirking, "Just watch the master at work my dear." She stepped forward, "Hi, boys. What brings two lavishly handsome men like you over my way?"
They stopped dead in their tracks, gasps audible everywhere. She circled them running a finger across their backs. They shuddered under her touch.
She made her way back to their fronts adjusting her bra. They gulped ogling their eyes. "Just look how cute you are." baby voiced she stroked the taller one's chin then played with the fatter one's hair. Their entire focus was on her b***s. "I like men with a little meat on their bones."
Pukeing was heard coming from many a person. She wrapped her arms around the closest one. He blushed shaking uncontrollably. Hero played with his tie using the position to give her more cleavage.
This is just too easy. She put her hand out behind his back and Katie handed her the whole bowl of vanilla pudding. "So, what's your name? Mine's Hero."
Seems like no one noticed the platter in Hero's hand. He sputtered out something that eventually took form as Crabbe.
"Well, Crabbe," she stroked his chest with her free perfectly manicured hand. "Do you mind if I call you pudding, pudding?"
He shook his head urgently, no. The other goon stood in amazement, silent.
"Good, because I think it describes you well," Hero lifted up the bowl and people around gasped. "in more ways than one." She smirked and jumped back letting the dessert fall on top of the boys.
SPLAT!
The platinum boy's jay dropped to the floor. Actually it was already there. His mouth shot thru the floor to the Earth's Core.
"FOOD FIGHT!" not sure who yelled it, Hero, Katie and the two pranksters shot under the table, ducking the oncoming food, using the table as a shield. Chaos was visible and audible from where they were.
"Welcome to Hogwarts, Hero." Fred laughed.